One of my psychic powers is I can sense when I get a book review. I’d make a terrible x-men. Anyway, new Whopperjaw review this morning!!!
Stonemanwitch
@stonemanwitch.bsky.social
Part man, part bear, part rock. Maker of bad jokes. Movie buff. Indie horror author.
Cousin who is six months younger than me is gonna be a grandfather. We were in the same preschool class together. I can’t be in preschool with a grandpa?!
Me: [scrolling instagram] Mom, over my shoulder: who’s that lady? Me: that’s Lesley Gore. Mom: 🎶doooown-town🎶 Me: you’re thinking of Petula Clark. Lesley Gore sings It’s My Party. Mom: Whatever. You weren’t there.
You can’t say something wildly degrading and cruel then expect people to take it as a joke. Especially in a culture that is anti-dignity and anti-sincerity where irony is a flaccid corpse. Your words don’t exist in a vacuum where you’re the arbiter of how they get interpreted.
My disabled mom and I are both homeless living in a cheap hotel. We are currently in danger of losing our room due to lack of funds. I honestly don’t know what to do because we have nowhere else to go. So I’m sharing this and hoping for a miracle. Literally anything helps. Thank you.
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Stonemanwitch@stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 2mo agoI don’t mean to spam anyone but I’d like to share this again. My disabled mom and I are both homeless, living in a cheap hotel. I’m trying to keep us here so she can heal. She has severe mobility issues and we have nowhere to go. If you’d like to help anything is appreciated beyond words.
I just wanna crawl in a hole and sleep forever. Living like this is killing me.
I’m watching Something Wicked This Way Comes. I listen to the audiobook every year leading up to watching the movie.
Happy Halloween! 🎃🤡👻 I made my costume out of trash.
Sharing this again. I apologize if this is annoying. I’m trying my best to keep me and my disabled mom safe and fed as we navigate homelessness. I have no irl support. I’m trying to afford my and mom’s medicines. Any help or shares are greatly appreciated.
Stonemanwitch@stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 2mo agoI don’t mean to spam anyone but I’d like to share this again. My disabled mom and I are both homeless, living in a cheap hotel. I’m trying to keep us here so she can heal. She has severe mobility issues and we have nowhere to go. If you’d like to help anything is appreciated beyond words.
[goes 24 hours without eating, in a constant state of dread and anxiety] Wow, I wonder why my head hurts.
A friend of mine posted that “if Jesus was a woman he’d been burned as a witch” meme and I couldn’t help myself, I had to point out the obvious. That meme makes me so itchy. Like how it is even a thing?
Sharing this again. I apologize if this is annoying. I’m trying my best to keep me and my disabled mom safe and fed as we navigate homelessness. I have no irl support. I’m trying to afford my and mom’s medicines. Any help or shares are greatly appreciated.
Stonemanwitch@stonemanwitch.bsky.social · 2mo agoI don’t mean to spam anyone but I’d like to share this again. My disabled mom and I are both homeless, living in a cheap hotel. I’m trying to keep us here so she can heal. She has severe mobility issues and we have nowhere to go. If you’d like to help anything is appreciated beyond words.
Screamed myself awake last night, but you would too if you had to play dead to evade home invaders and rescue your simultaneously-twins-yet-one-single-baby and make beef stroganoff at the same time.
That “yester queers” lady rubs me the wrong way. Every time she talks about gay men it’s so passive aggressive and resentful.
We were able to pay for our storage and are currently no longer in danger of our stuff getting auctioned off. Now we just gotta worry about basic survival.
Trying to get into the Halloween spirit so I’m watching a childhood favorite: Casper Meets Wendy. I went through a phase when I was a kid where I dressed in all blue with matching bucket hat because Wendy dressed in all red and I wanted to be a witch, too.
A lot of people have a hard time understanding that just because something is well-intentioned doesn’t mean it can’t have consequences, whether those are negative consequences or just unforeseen consequences. Every drop has ripples.
Had a dream last night I befriended a tawny owl named Derrick who flew through a pickup truck window while I was driving. He perched on my shoulder and would nuzzle like a cat. He ate my gummy worms.
Geese should be both feared and respected, much like a gym teacher or fire.
Life isn’t always so bad. Sometimes a friend does something really kind for you and then instagram introduces you to a cool new goth band.
The X-Files is one of the greatest TV shows of all time. One minute you’re watching the most horrific thing you’ve ever seen and the next minute you’re at a Cher concert.
I have the rest of the month to come up with $500 to keep my storage on top of staying in the hotel. Prosperous Rosmerta, please take pity on me.
I hate living this way. I hate begging. I hate being poor. I hate being homeless. I hate being sick all the time. I hate living in fear. It’s too much.
My bout of homelessness has basically been its own form of exposure therapy for my lifelong fear of inconveniencing others.
Ex-stepdad was texting Mom asking “what she’d do for him” if he were to give her money and help us out, knowing damn well we’re struggling. I’ve never met such a evil, vile little prick in all my life.