Proving I am a Good Straight Man to all my male friends by loudly declaring all the women I find unattractive.
Going to spend the day mad at FernGully for doing what it did to me while my frontal lobe was forming.
My son showed me the Oneyplays Drama video he worked really hard on, so I killed him with poisons and sharp things.
Has anyone ever tried this "jacking off" thing??? Looking for concrete data.
Setting my puffy blowhog loose on her distant spring. About to let the burrowing snagret turn the forest navel into the impact site. Bulborb.
Channeling the spirit of pathetic 30+yo manga women, but not to become desirable for perverts. I do this to make my depression worse, actually.
So jealous of everyone who finds someone to match their freak. Like who tf is gonna cry while playing arcade beat-em-ups with me?? Life ain't fair. Like and repost if you want me to put evil hexes on you.
If you really think about, cute girls are kinda a lot like Pokemon, really.
If you look like Mina Ha Deadlock please come to my house and kill me with your teeth.
Just turned 53, AND saw a vagina for the first time, on the same day. Weird!
Sorry, babe, I can't go to your mother's party or whatever. Yeah, I have to listen to the Ecco 2: The Tide's of Time Original Soundtrack, like, forty-five more times today, and drink my special "Dolphin Juice." Yes, the Kool-Aid and Everclear. Yes, baby, for "Spiritual Reasons." ... Okay. Thanks.
I often get the feeling people are hiding things from me, like they are being polite, but thankfully I know—for a FACT—that I am actually perfect and loved by everyone, so nobody would do that.
I don't CARE if I die YOUNG and ALONE, because I made a COOL ASS ROBOT!!!
Life becomes a lot more fun as soon as you accept that most pervy anime is just camp.
Caught my son playing "Friday Night Funkin'" so I had to whip him with electrical cords.
I can turn Zoomers into Mormons, by simply converting Joseph Smith's writings into a multimedia ARG, with lore dumps, and many quirky mascots...
Successfully managed to gaslight my retro gaming discord into believing that all the new "Final Fantasy" games are full of Girls who fart.
Just finished casting a particularly nasty hex, on "gacha whales," of all people.
Had to cancel my plans this weekend, as I am currently hounded by ghouls—the duplicitous sort....
Growing up is realizing that there is Manga out there were adults have sex.
If you're ever worried about where you are in life, don't fret: someone out there is pushing 40 and still drawing Sonic The Hedgehog's Nuts.
Violence is an answer. #PTAPowerhouse #TakeNoPrisoners #HonorsStudentMoms
Found a SICK FUCK who PISSED into the URINAL TROUGH with his dick throUGH HIS FLY!!!! I got so mad I had to stab him with a pen.
I have been informed my current protagonist is a "Frat Bro Princess" exhibiting "Toxic Yuri Chauvinism." Further examination is required.