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@stoopitdog.bsky.social

share my poison

So jealous of everyone who finds someone to match their freak. Like who tf is gonna cry while playing arcade beat-em-ups with me?? Life ain't fair. Like and repost if you want me to put evil hexes on you.

Sorry, babe, I can't go to your mother's party or whatever. Yeah, I have to listen to the Ecco 2: The Tide's of Time Original Soundtrack, like, forty-five more times today, and drink my special "Dolphin Juice." Yes, the Kool-Aid and Everclear. Yes, baby, for "Spiritual Reasons." ... Okay. Thanks.

I often get the feeling people are hiding things from me, like they are being polite, but thankfully I know—for a FACT—that I am actually perfect and loved by everyone, so nobody would do that.

I can turn Zoomers into Mormons, by simply converting Joseph Smith's writings into a multimedia ARG, with lore dumps, and many quirky mascots...