Goddamnit, Wolfe
@stopitwolfe.bsky.social
Depressed beardy vegan enby. The one with the name. Not a gainer, not into it, just a Blastoise. I don’t fuck with racists, transphobes, or religions I do fuck with spring rolls, beards, and coffee 🍉
Have the flu Is this what it’s like to feel cold? This is truly truly terrible, I’m sorry for all of you who feel mortal on the reg. Whoever can scale my building first if I die can have the porn drives
POV I’m trying to be a better dad, but can’t remember if I’ve watered you yet
“I’ll pray for you” Ok cool, I’ll watch Pokemon for you. See how partaking in fiction for my enjoyment didn’t alter your life in any capacity? Gotta catch em all!
Real glad I’m growing inner bicep hair in the middle of a climate crisis, thanks for that
If the water ain’t clear by the end of YES GODDD, stay home bub
Just so we’re all on the same page, because it doesn’t seem to be going in. Being a gainer/feeder doesn’t fucking entitle you to comment on people’s bodies when they haven’t invited it. Have your kink, don’t push it on people without consent.
Big Sad that my ring fell off and when a guy picked it up to hand it to me I said “I do” but no one laughed.
Waitlisted for the steam machine, whose sword I gotta swallow to get bumped up
I’m not even doing a thing, it’s just the best position to get a full aircon blast.
Remember when I couldn’t cook and there weren’t good substitutes around so I live off just blocks of tofu?
Not a single Father’s Day wish and yet I’ve bred some of you It’s ok, bought myself a cake
