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𝚘𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 (open commissions)@oomination.bsky.social · 2mo ago

EXPLOSHER ON THE FLANK TO THE RESCUE

So... @ovengoats.world's team decided to surprise everyone on @stormysenpai.bsky.social 's stream yesterday... A few minutes later:

Yellow Jackets won by 7 - 0 against PJACKK Challenge

(It was supposed to be whoever scores to five point limit... & It was supposed a 1 hour stream)

Popgun- Well, you didn't score a single point. That "was" surprising.

THANKS FOR COMING OUT TO THE HOOD COMMENTARY SET!! I APPRECIATE ALL THE LOVE AND SUPPORT!! YELLOW JACKETS WOULD ABSOLUTELY DOMINATE PJACK CHALLENGE TAKING THEM DOWN 7-0 IN A BEST OF 9 HUH??? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE??? THAT'S JUST HOW BAD THE ASS BEATING WAS, LMFAO

oven🛸@ovengoats.world · 2mo ago

HOOD COMMENTARY IS LIVE!! PJACK CHALLENGE VS YELLOW JACKETS www.twitch.tv/stormysenpai2

stormysenpai2 - Live on Twitch

HOOD COMMENTARY GRUDGE MATCH YELLOW JACKETS VS PJACK CHALLENGE | Streaming splatoon 3.

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PJACKK CHALLENGE VS YELLOWJACKETS ON HOOD COMMENTARY!! REMATCH SALTYSUITE EXHIBITION GRUDGE MATCH REMATCH! we are running back our very cool set from Riptide 2025!! popgun is returning on the mic with stormy! tomorrow (mon) at 8cst!!! be there !!!

tweet from Senpai Stormy @stormyspam

Its been a while, a long long while. A super long while even, nevertheless...

HOOD COMMENTARY IS BRINGING YOU AN EXHIBITION MATCH TOMORROW AT 8PM CST

PJACK CHALLENGE VS YELLOW JACKETS

MIC'D UP WITH POPGUN

PULL UP, IT'S GO TIME

Being with Wug was the best 3 years of my life, I do not regret any of it. Never been so happy to be with someone truly. Unfortunately circumstances and distance really prevent happiness, it truly sucks today marks the end of our relationship. I ask you kindly respect our privacy

INSANE TUNNEL VISION BY THE SPLOOSH youtu.be/NhcnjqPD70s

They somehow made crab tank look like a trash special...https://youtu.be/f0abTbXFPhA

Gaming is so fucking back nigga im not gonna lie, so many good games coming bro, The Kh4 reveal has me so fucking geeked

THIS IS THE HARDEST STAGE IN SPLATOON HISTORY youtu.be/ikkLZA3ED4E?...

Chara@prochara.bsky.social · 2mo ago

you could have the standard sub right, then the more powerful sub with like a 30 second cooldown or some bullshit

One splatoon 4 hope raiders gave me is that the devs will be a lot more creative with subs, a decent ammount of gadgets design could work in multiplayer. Also just, can 2 subs be the norm by now please. I cant go back after this.

A nigga threatened to shoot me at work?? Yeah it's time to pack this shit up

Not going into detail, but at work, I've never forced myself to tolerate such unwarranted disrespect in my life. I didn't fight back or nothing, just sat there and ate it, shit made me feel sick. But it's fine cause I'm still an assistant store manager and employed

You will only be miserable if you allow this place to make you miserable. A lot of us are getting older now, we don't got time to be dealing with Bullshit. So niggas are just silently stepping away. Yall have killed this place from the ground up

Jared@isjared.bsky.social · 3mo ago

I've been thinking this for a while. Cause from the outside looking in, it has always seemed that way to me

It's been happening for awhile but its 100% Europe players gate keeping because they think the NAL is Mickey mouse and that they would beat most of these teams when only pxg has the right to say that

Inkling Performance Labs @iplabs.ink · 5mo ago

Tomorrow morning we've got a banger of a block covering Global Gauntlet 2's open qualifier: 🎙 @splatfufu.sunsetsurge.ink & @sasuinurpants.bsky.social 🎥 @elymental.bsky.social #sws26 There's still time to register: play.iplabs.ink/gg2qual

Hate tweet for splatoons birthday Blasters that shark in Solo q piss me off so much, cause even prior to the buffs, you are still the most annoying weapon on the field. Yet you refuse to constantly throw around your AOE, like you're literally a waste of atoms and molecules nigga

I'm deadass, this nigga vacced an inkstorm youtu.be/fQUGSI5i-UM

vheavy🌪️@vheavy.bsky.social · 5mo ago

I come to bluesky to escape this shit nigga

is going afk during the esex session considered edging? 🤔

.jpg @jpg.level1.tv · 6mo ago

It's my birthday and all that good shit

HUH???? WHATS THIS??? 2 UPLOADS IN 1 DAY??? THIS ENTIRE LOBBY NEEDS TO BE REMOVED FROM X RANK youtu.be/A6nxW5K1qCA

ON MY MAMA IT AIN'T HARD TO STRIKE THE ZONE youtu.be/Q1R-mHhAsZ8?...

SplatoonTourney@splatoontourney.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Let's get it!!

Here is your on-air talent behind the LAN Championship Showdown 2026 this Sunday April 26th at 7pm ET! 26 personalities bringing you the best of the best that our Splatoon local scene has to offer!

Ah so this is what players mean by motion sickness... youtu.be/UQYtkFFnuSk