Saw a car the other day that had “HONK IF YOUR A SENIOR” written on the rear window and I died a little inside.
Nick Cage is filming a post apocalyptic film in Stillwater and I’d suggest - if anything - Stillwater best represents a pre apocalyptic society - on the bleeding edge of- and emblematic of why society gets apocalipted.
Upgrading people’s computers to windows 11 without warning them seems cruel but also I am a cruel gawd.
I remember a story about Afghanistan in like 1980 and then I dreamed about a Soviet Afghan invasion of the US led by Grape Ape.
Sleepy Hollow Reviews 🎃🐎@sleepingvillage.bsky.social · 5d agoIn honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child?
One day projects are my favorite. First time trying splines. Built a jig for the router table to cut them. Bedside book shelf from red oak with mahogany splines. Also made a lasagna.
🎶 All the young dudes Carry the news Boogaloo dudes (say) Rent control’s screwed. 🎶
Wes Burdine@wesburdine.bsky.social · last wk.Young dude came to the door doing a “survey” about rent control that was as subtle as this flyer.
My wedding ring won’t stay on my finger now. Not in like a Mayor Her way - I mean physically because I’ve lost a bit of weight.
Remember when kids would bring nunchucks to school? I had a kid tossing throwing stars across the room at the bulletin board in my sophomore English class one day when we had a sub. Wild West in the nineties.
Filled with confidence over the city’s pick to represent the mayor.
SNL Caveman Lawyer in Courtroom
Alt: SNL Caveman Lawyer in Courtroom
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My Aim Is True 49th anniversary is coming out and - Well I’m going to get it - But what medium should I buy it on?
If only there was a chartered path…
David Brauer@dbrauer.net · last wk.Twin Cities, united in fruitlessly hoping their mayor resigns
I love this dumb town but my gawd our electeds right now are embarrassing.
Tonight I learned that an escutcheon is a shield or shield-shaped emblem, displaying a coat of arms. It is also the pattern of growth of pubic hair.
Two squirrels were fucking in our boulevard tree the other day and I can’t stop thinking about it… That’s the city’s tree and responsibility…
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
Struggling artist on House Hunters International: I have 3000 dollars American a month to spend in Thailand. Wtf???