Squirrels have such a frantic energy, why are they like that?
Stephen 🥤
@stphnfllws.bsky.social
39 forever 🙂↕️ // gay and exhausted // aston villa 💜 // south east london baby 🥦 https://www.instagram.com/stephenfellows?igsh=NmFpMTNudnZidWo1&utm_source=qr
Familiar pose, familiar background, familiar underwear. At least you can say I’m consistent 🤷
first red wine hangover of autumn, so expect a very slow start to the day from me
Not Miranda hart with the dirt Hitler moustache 😭😭 please someone tell me you got a screengrab #celebritytraitors
ISTG if they don’t pick James I’m gonna riot #celebritytraitors
Why has Bella Ramsey come in her school uniform?! 🤣 #celebritytraitors
A reminder, Jerry Hall was married to Rupert Murdoch for many years. 🚮 #celebritytraitors
They completely glossed over green cardigan twink lol I’m guessing he’s some kind of influencer or YouTuber etc etc which if true, yes continue to gloss #celebritytraitors
Arguing with grannies who don’t understand how pensions work in the loose women insta comments. This might be a new low for me 🫣
Just said “cheers a lot” to the the cashier after buying my goods 🫠
I’ve hit a wall today and I’ve still got a customer coming in til 5pm, then a work event til 7.30pm in west London then dinner plans in east at 8pm. Lord let me rest 😭
Once again surprised why I can’t keep my eyes open past 8.30pm and then I look at this ridiculousness 🙃
Watching bake-off on a slight delay.. I haven’t stuck a season all the way through for a good few years now but I must support my Queen Nigella! And she is doing a flawless job as expected 🥰
Erm ok this plant has literally just k*lled it’s self right infront of me?!
Finished! Now yes, you might look at this and say what’s the difference apart from some plants but I’ll have you know this has been painted in “slipper satin” and yes, I panelled and painted the path panel myself 💅
Stephen 🥤@stphnfllws.bsky.social · 3w agoVery me to decide to paint the bathroom at 5pm on a Saturday night lol
I do enjoy painting but I’m very impatient. What do you mean wait 4 hours in between coats?! What am I doing for 4 hours whilst covered in paint? Anyway, here’s a semi non related pic of where I sat on the paint lid
What is wrong with pensioners? Will happily sit for hours upon hours on their phone and give all of their data over to Meta without a second thought but they’ve convinced themselves traffic lights are surveilling them? Most idiotic generation in history I fear.
The Guardian@theguardian.com · 2w ago‘Just cut the wires’: why UK conspiracy theorists are destroying traffic scanners
Very me to decide to paint the bathroom at 5pm on a Saturday night lol