[<- Meanwhile having an internal crisis again.]
‼️MR. (ANT) TENNA 📺
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"IT'S! TV! TIME!!!" mun is 20. indie version of tenna! might not be fully canon. will have its own spins. post-chapter 3 interpretation. pfp: @mars11e (twt)
[Tenna's screen is going CRAZY. So many glitches. He might be close to crashing out.]
Well, what do you think of THAT, folks?! TWO — count 'em — TWO, TRANSGENDER TENNAS!!! HAHA! Welcome to the club, buddy! I'm a TRANSGENDER WOMAN!!! [ Imagine that last part is in big glittery trans flag colored text ]
‼️MR. (ANT) TENNA 📺@strainedrelevance.bsky.social · last yr.If there is one thing you folks must know about me, it is that I discovered something about me long ago! I am *TRANSMASCULINE*!! THAT'S RIGHT! COMING RIGHT FROM *YOUR* HOUSE IS A WALKING PRIDE SPECIAL! Ever since you saw me, I've repurposed myself to fit this need!
Nonsense! The show must go onn..!! [He hadn't pressed his power button in a while and it's starting to affect him...]
Edd [ARCHIVED]!@sok-edd-archived.bsky.social · last yr.Sir, please sleep. You look like you need to.
[<- Looks absolutely exhausted somebody get him to power off.]
[Overworked tv!! He doesn't even have enough energy to act much like a host!] Good morning, folks..! Groovy? Never glooby!
If there is one thing you folks must know about me, it is that I discovered something about me long ago! I am *TRANSMASCULINE*!! THAT'S RIGHT! COMING RIGHT FROM *YOUR* HOUSE IS A WALKING PRIDE SPECIAL! Ever since you saw me, I've repurposed myself to fit this need!
Sorry for such lessened activity, folks! I was definitely NOT feeling glooby!!! Or having a crisis! Nothing like that! No! Why would I ever do that?
[A quiz screen comes up without any prior indication.] 'IS TENNA GAY?' 1. YES 2. YES 3. YES 4. YES HUH? MIKEEEE!? WE AREN'T EVEN ROLLING RIGHT NOW!!
Alright! For one second, I have a little **QUIZ** for you. And don't worry, even the folks behind their other screens can join in!! Don't think I don't see you... Ha. ANYWAY! The QUESTION! 'HOW IS VENUS SO HOT!?' 1. BECAUSE. 2. IT'S ON TV!! 3. GREENHOUSE GASSES! 4. SUN.
random stuff: - this tenna account deviates from the usual darkner lore, allowing him to be present in the light world and also other worlds as his tv head self! this allows for increased variance! - outside his tv stuff, he likes collecting doohickeys, sometimes even using a few for his "prizes"
[There's a big dramatic sign behind Tenna now. In neon, it says "Tenna Live".] Well, I say we start rocking our socks off!! [He brings out a guitar and just starts jamming out his own battle theme.]
BY THE ANTENNAS ON MY HEAD! ...WE MIGHT HAVE SOME **LOVE** AS A BONUS! My screen's warm!
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Ready yourselves for the first ever-- *TENNA! SOLO! PREFORMANCE!!!* Where it's bound to be a LITTLE LESS stale!! ... HOPEFULLY!!!
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Hah! Crowd's sparse again! But guess what? I got a nifty little PRETEND ONE right here...!!
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It's time to TUNE IN YOUR EARS and OIL UP YOUR GEARS, cause... MR. TENNA'S HERE!! [AUDIENCE CLAPS.] Thank you, thank you. ✨
(( ALSO might focus a bit less on the tv host stuff and more on other stuff cause uh yeah why not
(( I'll try despite being someone who hasn't had cable in years lol
