The gnoll's just as good at any plumber at running. That's how fast he is, he just runs loops around the entire level in seconds. Maybe he's in the wrong franchise? 🎨 @beezly.bsky.social ! (with special thanks to @noodlverse.bsky.social for helping me get this to begin with!)
Strangie
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DnD player who dabbles in writing, voice acting, video games and a few other things that I'm not really good at, but that's okay.
The gnoll's just as good at any plumber at running. That's how fast he is, he just runs loops around the entire level in seconds. Maybe he's in the wrong franchise? 🎨 @beezly.bsky.social ! (with special thanks to @noodlverse.bsky.social for helping me get this to begin with!)
Today is Drorrg's birthday, at least in the setting where I use him in! August 1st, the equivalent of Eleasis (Highsun) 1 on the Calendar of Harptos in the Forgotten Realms. In Sunrise, it is celebrated as the High Yeen's Day, a holiday where we celebrate the leader of the free gnolls.
At the centerpiece of modern gnollian culture is Sunrise, the land where the yeens roam free. In the middle of it all is the one who instigated change for the better, who never stopped fighting for a better, brighter future. Welcome to the House of the Gnollian Sun. 🎨 @knaveofclubs.bsky.social
Some people just have a hard time taking no for an answer. Erenok is determined to fight Drorrg no matter what it takes, even so much as calling him out in public at the market. The gnoll might concede if it means he can just buy his ingredients in peace! Erenok and 🎨 by @kilyion.bsky.social !
Some people just have a hard time taking no for an answer. Erenok is determined to fight Drorrg no matter what it takes, even so much as calling him out in public at the market. The gnoll might concede if it means he can just buy his ingredients in peace! Erenok and 🎨 by @kilyion.bsky.social !
"They said what about me...!? They want me to do what???" Even the gnoll gets flustered sometimes. 💦 🎨 @blurthefur.com !
He moves surprisingly fast for such a large gnoll... and he's dealt with water wielders before. Don't get countered! Featuring @animalkingdom.bsky.social and 🎨by @hanthecatsaur.bsky.social !
Huh, I unintentionally posted this the same day that Death Road to Canada had its 10 year anniversary. Wow! What a coinkiDINK Congrats @rocketcatgames.bsky.social on 10 years of DANG IT.
With the horde of zombies cleared on the Death Road to Canada, the HAM FIST offers you a reward for your trouble. - A feast of dumplings (+food) - The art of the HAM FIST (special unarmed training) - A warm hug (max morale) - Funny and silly gnoll puns (+mental stats) 🎨 @beezly.bsky.social !
Witnessing toxic micropenis energy in random game lobbies is always a good time. I don't normally play with randos in literally any game but boy do I not regret it today. I needed a good laugh. For the record it was Super Battle Golf. I wonder if real golfers get this angry...
Kinda tempted to write stats and a scenario for the gnoll in the vein of Death Road to Canada, haha. He would probably be hideously overpowered and wouldn't be recruitable normally, instead just giving you a reward before departing. But maybe he'll chuck a car at some zombies if you ask nicely.
With the horde of zombies cleared on the Death Road to Canada, the HAM FIST offers you a reward for your trouble. - A feast of dumplings (+food) - The art of the HAM FIST (special unarmed training) - A warm hug (max morale) - Funny and silly gnoll puns (+mental stats) 🎨 @beezly.bsky.social !
With the horde of zombies cleared on the Death Road to Canada, the HAM FIST offers you a reward for your trouble. - A feast of dumplings (+food) - The art of the HAM FIST (special unarmed training) - A warm hug (max morale) - Funny and silly gnoll puns (+mental stats) 🎨 @beezly.bsky.social !
With the horde of zombies cleared on the Death Road to Canada, the HAM FIST offers you a reward for your trouble. - A feast of dumplings (+food) - The art of the HAM FIST (special unarmed training) - A warm hug (max morale) - Funny and silly gnoll puns (+mental stats) 🎨 @beezly.bsky.social !
it's been brought to my attention that some of you aren't familiar with the water slide that fixes your lower back posture
losing my mind at how ruthless this sentence is
I decided to have bloodwork done after that weird little episode I had. I feel kind of silly for flipping the fuck out over what was probably a stomach cramp, but I feel better this way. Here's hoping nothing comes of it. I feel great as of today, by the way. I have no idea what that was about.
I'm feeling much better today. The cramp in my side is mostly gone. I feel like I got worked up over a stomach bug or something silly, but I feel like I still did right. I'm very touched by everybody's kind words and concern. Makes me feel like that maybe I still have a place in this world.
Going to the doctor today. A couple of days ago I had a hideous stomach/back ache or cramp that laid me out all night, and went on into the next day, along with other symptoms. It's improved a lot since then but I still have a dull ache in my right side, so I'm going to play it safe.
Going to the doctor today. A couple of days ago I had a hideous stomach/back ache or cramp that laid me out all night, and went on into the next day, along with other symptoms. It's improved a lot since then but I still have a dull ache in my right side, so I'm going to play it safe.
1: What people think of when they hear of the gallant martial artist hero who saved a city from the clutches of hell, and reforged his culture from the ashes of a demonic usurper 2. The reality. "I want dumpling" Not-fat Drorrg is officially "Drirrg" by the way 🎨 @knaveofclubs.bsky.social
Hope everyone had a good time at AC! I'll make it there one of these years.
Someone asks how big the gnoll can really get, I hope they brought a comfy seat and a lunch because they might be here a while finding out... 🎨 @ludrendrago.bsky.social
I was told this was a great fishing spot, but... I thought the fish would be bigger. Oh, well! Model by @lunareyes.bsky.social
I was told this was a great fishing spot, but... I thought the fish would be bigger. Oh, well! Model by @lunareyes.bsky.social
Who needs to see the floor anyways? I still know you're down there. Model @lunareyes.bsky.social