I'm not here to tell anyone how to make their job more enjoyable but there's a contractor here and they've been listening to Funkytown on a loop for 3 hours.

NIGHTMARE BLUNT ROTATION

Spider-Man was... fine? The production and acting were probably best its been but the actual plotting/characterizations etc were frequently a bit woof, like "what are they doing here?" woof.

I am watching Air Bud for the first time since I was little 1. Theres so much trauma 2. It looks more like an actual film than most modern movies and THATS WEIRD 3. It has the same plot as How To Train Your Dragon

"And with a single push of a button, the Prince's website became the best place to post in the land. Until one day later, when the royal Visier's AI company arrived with an aggressive offer..."

Edd Coates | Game UI Database@eddcoates.bsky.social · 6d ago

LinkedIn added an "AI slop" button. The U-Turn is happening, expect to see a lot more of this from other tech companies.

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Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 7d ago

What if they created 10 million Erika Kirks?

Thrift shopping... I think I have to buy this

RIP Kavinsky. "Nightcall" is so cool it convinced millions of people the shitty 2 hour movie that followed it was also cool

With all due respect this was the best thing to come out of Nolan's filmography

BANE OUTTAKES (Auralnauts extended edition)

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Everyone on earth knows what Weekend at Bernies is and would welcome a remake given the original is not actually good. It would be so easy to get right this time and if they ever did do it they'd cast Jon Hamm as Bernie, shadow drop it on Apple TV+ and move on.

I finally saw Backrooms and it was MID

Just go to the fucking hospital for fucks sake @govandybeshear.bsky.social

Finally watched Hoppers. Solid. Docking a star because they should've let them squish the Mayor.

if nobody scores they should both be disqualified and they let England and France play again

If the Trump Curse crosses borders, Spain is about to win the World Cup.

I didn't care but now France winning would be so funny, you got me

Its really good but I didnt like it when Odysseus was basically Wolverine.

Guess who's taking this blocked user avatar to the hairdresser

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An account with this avatar was just blocked.

I find Spain's team to be boring as shit but Im pretty sure they're the good guys now?

I hate hate hate the Digger trailer Hate It looks like watching VR without goggles on.

Gail Daughtery and the Celebrity Sex Pass ruled. In the Wet Hot American Summer/They Came Together mold. Also hi @alyankovic.bsky.social I will stay off your lawn from now on.

I had a dream the other night that I was dating a camboy with a small dick whose cam gimmick is hes always dressed as MacGruber and can never get hard, and ends up crying most of the time. He was very successful, obviously. So you're welcome to steal the idea for yourself.

I refuse to laugh about Lindsey Graham dying because I worry I might also drown swallowing that much cum.

I thought the puppy won, what gives

Mitch McConnell signed up for the Mickey 17 expendable program we will never be rid of him until he chooses a mortal life

I believe 10-15% of Americans superiority complex comes from accurately noticing that almost every other countries' national anthem is dogshit

"Rape anyone?" (Spits out water) "What the FUCK Kayla?" "LOOK"

i have some terrible news which is that i was required to create an AI image today during a required work seminar about refining prompts The only upside was we could make whatever we wanted. I made a Jeffrey Epstein He-Man figure in its package with some accessories. I still have a job for now.

(2-0 soccer game with 30 minutes left where the only 2 goals were within the last 5 minutes, and another team came back from 2-0 a few days ago within the last few minutes) Every commentator: "Nobody could ever turn this around. Get the bodybag. They may as well be dead"