I got chocolate eyeballs at a strip joint once and had to take prescription eye drops
FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social · 24h agoChocolate eyeballs in 13 states have been recalled over undeclared allergens.
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FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social · 24h agoMen need to take back the definition of men from these performative children
Adam Cook@motorcityadam.com · yesterdayWhy not just leave the diseased tooth untreated indefinitely? Now that’s how you 10x the badassery. First Principles.
My family and I have been in line outside the Texans team store since 1 AM. My children are hungry and crying. My wife says she wants a divorce. I don’t flinch. Stare straight ahead. I will get the WAJ jersey
These numbers are so crazy. My crew was the first one in on the Haynesville for Cabot and I was leasing land for $100/acre and a 1/6 royalty. A lot of people got insanely wealthy on that play
Reuters@reuters.com · 16h agoComstock plans to cut debt with $1.65 billion Haynesville stake sale to Azerbaijan's SOCAR reut.rs/4qNYkL9
Buy team for $180 million Waste primish Pujols Waste prime Trout Waste prime Ohtani Sell team for $4 billion Profit
Looks like the storm will make landfall around Port Arthur and do millions of dollars worth of improvements to the area
I didn’t know that Talarico sold Texas to communist China but I do know that Paxton is a lying, corrupt, piece of shit that is hated by his own party and his family
Kelly caught another body. This woman must be stopped
Ellie@ellienchanted.bsky.social · 2d agoSeason one of American Idol is the last time we all voted correctly on anything
FYI: If you turn your AC up to the highest setting you can still hear the play by play guy but not the special guest in the booth
If Kirk Herbstreit didn’t have an unlimited amount of golden retrievers he’d be the second most hated man in America
Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 2d agoGlad it worked otherwise the next time he would've dangled her out a window and shook her by the ankles
Whenever I call friends or family they’re so shocked that the first thing I have to say is “Nobody died and I’m not in jail”
Welp. Get your HEB and liquor store orders in tomorrow. Time to ride out a storm
The Eyewall@theeyewallwx.bsky.social · 3d agoHere is a Sunday evening update on Invest 97L, which continues to fester in the Gulf. Development and heavy rainfall chances are increasing, so here’s what we know as of this evening. Below or at theeyewall.com.
I don’t necessarily think this place is an echo chamber, but I do feel less inclined to post about politics here. Feels like preaching to the choir
The central time zone is really the best for sports. The coasts have it the worst
If you Ask Jeeves what D lineman can come straight off the couch and whip every O lineman’s ass it’s just a picture of Aaron Donald
The Fox broadcast crew is also in week 0. Bad announcers, terrible camera work, etc.
Fan@strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 4d agoThere’s so much college football and I still don’t understand “week 0”
There’s so much college football and I still don’t understand “week 0”
They say Dolly wrote Jolene and I will always love you on the same day. Impressive. Evan Felker wrote the whole Diamonds and Gasoline album while drunk in a ditch in Shreveport
Kinda glad to see we’re not the only dumb government doing dumb flyovers that endangers the public
Pazuzu's Petals@bevonyc.bsky.social · 4d agoVideo from several angles. www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/rugby/...
Using drones and last gen missiles. Meanwhile, we’re spending trillions to build fighter jets that can’t fly and tanks that we’ll never use
Joni Askola@joniaskola.bsky.social · 4d agoToo few realize this, but Russia occupies less Ukrainian territory today than in March 2022. Control dropped from about 28% of Ukraine down to 20%. That is a clear failure by any metric
Nobody could’ve predicted that Sousa would suck ass and not get out of the first inning
Sometimes I drunk dial my old buddies and tell them how much I miss them
Javier@javi87.bsky.social · 4d ago