today is august 4th 2026, the day 'there will come soft rains' by ray bradbury takes place

live from the @javadoodles.bsky.social art show

i know of at least one guy who isnt going to like this movie

Skulls and Sheets@skullsandsheets.bsky.social · last wk.

Very interested in seeing this film called Wicker, about an ostracised woman who commissions a basket maker to make her a husband (An idea I should consider!)

this conversation actually happened: 'hey do you know the birds?' 'you mean the hitchcock movie?' 'no' 'the philadelphia eagles?' 'no' 'the aristophanes play?' 'no' 'the band?' 'no, those two coders who identify as birds' 'oh, those birds'

millennial wedding vows: 'i like and subscribe to your soul'

if 'cellar door' is one of the most beautiful phrases 'smelt milt' has got to be on the opposite end of the spectrum

nominative determinism

missed opportunity not having tsg entertainment produce the odyssey

no soap radio was one of the original absurdist memes

how to build a tree by james pearson

evolutionarily speaking, if a fish is about to get eaten and die, it should spontaneously ejaculate/release eggs just for the random chance one floats away and succeeds

born to bustle forced to hustle

every step outside feels like snake in the microwave tunnel

keep thinking of this lately

the livestreamers you watch will give you the personality & habits that end up ruining your life

i refuse to accept any yuru-kyara for nyc that isnt a rat or a pigeon

in 2004 a venture capitalist spent half a million dollars to self publish and give out thousands of copies of a book call Wild Animus about a berkeley graduate who rejects society to live in the wilderness as a ram the protagonist's name? sam altman

wonder if there were any groups in antiquity that were pushing for international treaties to regulate the size and weight of naval rams

english has a weird asymmetry where people say negatory but nobody uses pository

going to a stonewall inn popup isnt quite the same experience

a billion dollars to the company that invents an autonomous vehicle that can back boats into water

we're overdue for a cabbages & condoms franchise in nyc

sting clearly rewrote this version just to give them an excuse to keep hanging out together because despite adding a whole new psychopomp role for shaggy he sings ~1 song at the start and then stands in the background doing nothing for the next 2.5 hours

chris / vbm@strutheo.bsky.social · 3mo ago

a poster so intriguing i had to get a ticket

guy in our town that literally builds white picket fences says nobody is ordering the older shorter style, they all want them 6 feet or higher now, a sign of our times

weird red flags my friend has faced dating in nyc -guy who made her switch seats at the bar so he could face the door because 'men should look out for danger' -guy who asked how much she made and then said 'good i make more' -guy who said 'they joke that im a bit sexist at work'

nobody wants to say it but giving up on some of your dreams is healthy and normal

never forget: this summer marks 20 years since the piraka kidnapped the all american rejects

do any hospitals allow you to buy tickets to operations or are they only for students

booking.com shouldn't be allowed to keep using "booking.yeah" as a slogan if they aren't willing to host even a simple page there for the people curious enough to go look

submitted a new emoji proposal for jumping heel click wish us luck

chris / vbm@strutheo.bsky.social · last yr.

people don't jump and click their heels when they're excited anymore, without a heel click emoji it will be lost to time