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Cisgendered Heterosexual ally to the LGBTQIA+ community. He/Him or They/Them. Beware of splash damage. I don't argue with bigots. No DMs.
This makes me think of a story I read where someone was really excited their bush was producing berries when they woke up to see a deer "prancing dickishly away" after eating them all and they briefly entertained thoughts of venison.
no brain, only alison@alisonborealis.bsky.social · 2d agoI did say this with genuine positive intentions, but discovering that YET AGAIN THE SQUIRREL HAS EATEN ANOTHER OF MY STRAWBERRIES BEFORE IT GOT A CHANCE TO RIPEN might turn me into a supervillain.
I'm pretty certain I've got more BlueSky Followers from outside the US than from within. I know I've got a fair share from the UK...
no brain, only alison@alisonborealis.bsky.social · 3d agoThis is the fucking funniest thing. Remember when ALL OF BRAZIL joined Bluesky? Or Japan? There are SO MANY non-English speakers on here, nevermind non-usians. The idea that we should all just presume posters are American first is fucking ridiculous. READ PEOPLE'S BIOS!
I am so glad I was born in '76, there are some *good* ones: medical marijuana bicycle shorts deep throat butt plug gender euphoria
Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com · 6d agoFind the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/
when it comes to sheer disrespect in video games, I don't think much comes close to the Ultra Combos in Killer Instinct. It's like, the other dude *lost*, but you get to just keep on stringing together more and more hits. www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8jS...
I'm sure everything was on the up-and-up when they ejected his legal counsel. idgaf the situation. if you force me and my attorney to be separated, i'd clam the hell up, too!
Monica@softtail65.bsky.social · last wk.So we're all agreed that donald j trump, who pled the 5th over 400 times in his deposition in 2022 regarding the NY fraud case against the trump organization, is a fucking lying pos.
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
...and now I have West End Girls stuck in my head. ah well, it's not bad having a song stuck if it's a good song.
kenny 🙋🏻♂️@itskenny.bsky.social · last wk.Pet Shop Boys were always better than Culture Club btw
imo the difference between cultural appreciation and cultural appropriation is recognition. if you make salt and pepper tofu and recognize it's Cantonese, then that's cultural appreciation. if you claim the dish is an old family recipe, that's cultural appropriation.
Mallory Moore@sexabolition.blog · last wk.Had a weird comment on a post I made about tofu the other day suggesting that enjoying Chinese or South east Asian cuisine is cultural appropriation and I just wanted to point out for anyone who didn't know: You know we're allowed to enjoy other people's cultures right? Just not exploit them.
No more third-person over she shoulder action games for a year sorry. It's banned
"Ugh and now there's *noise pollution* on top of all this *other pollution*!" In all seriousness, I hope everyone is unharmed in that fire.
no brain, only alison@alisonborealis.bsky.social · last wk.It's a warm grey day threatening rain. Me sticking my head outside: ugh. One cool morning and there's SMOKE in the air. Why can't we have nice things? It should smell fresh and rain-washed! Me looking out the front window: watches fire truck roll by.
Little Women 3: Into the LittleVerse
Opinion Editor @ Bluesky@dly.bsky.social · last wk.Little Women 2: Even Littler
i had this absolutely preposterous mental image of batman and captain boomerang fighting by throwing the same batarang back and forth at each other
What some call "unused land" is often the last safe haven for countless living creatures. Wetlands are not empty spaces waiting to be developed. They are nurseries for birds, natural water filters, flood defenses, and wildlife habitats that cannot be replaced once lost.
andrew tate's fit looks ridiculous, I agree, but let's try to keep the homophobia to a minimum. and by minimum I mean zero.
I’m nursing (my first!) sports injury. That means doing a lot of teeny tiny movements in the gym instead of big movements. I would rather deadlift three grown men who deserve it than do these teeny moves with the teeny stretchy bands. Ouch.
This is an unacceptable betrayal. She's supposed to get me first.
𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔@borgerville.com · 3w agojust saw your girl slow blinking at a stray cat
It would be awesome if the "light" beverages were just light on sugar and not full of artificial sweeteners. I'd like half-sweet drinks please.
I dared to spend a few days visiting family. My cat has decided to prevent that from happening again by gluing himself to me. It's like baby wearing. If babies had claws.
Affectionate Cat Hugging Owner
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weather like that makes me want to make a shirt out of silica gel packets
no brain, only alison@alisonborealis.bsky.social · 4w agoUgh it is SO MUGGY! We are absolutely getting a storm today (and if we don't, I will be yelling at the sky). It's only like 22C outside but it feels disgusting.
diavolo, but it's turtles all the way down
Pookleblinky@pookleblinky.bsky.social · 4w agoMitch McConnell's soul being shattered into a trillion shards and then being reincarnated in parallel a trillion times as the 99.9% of baby turtles who never manage to reach the sea before being eaten alive by predators
The announcer actually said: “The English, historically, do not do well in Massachusetts” That might be the line of the World Cup⚽️✨
Apparently real socialism looks like a jubilant crowd around a smiling man wearing a basketball jersey in place of a suit vest. 😏
Widow's Bay DSA@gonebabygone.bsky.social · last mo.May have been a tactical error to go "Now you done it, New York, you're gonna see what REAL SOCIALISM looks like!!!" right before the snow got cleared and the Knicks won
May have been a tactical error to go "Now you done it, New York, you're gonna see what REAL SOCIALISM looks like!!!" right before the snow got cleared and the Knicks won
I use a single offset spatula but I clean it between the jam and the peanut butter.
no brain, only alison@alisonborealis.bsky.social · last mo.Quick poll! Do you: 1. Use the same knife/spoon to take jam from the jam jar as peanut butter from the peanut butter jar? 2. Have dedicated utensils for each task to avoid cross-contamination? 3. Something else? (please explain)
