Imagine breaking the two-hour mark at the London Marathon - or indeed any marathon - and not winning the race. That’s the world we’re suddenly in. Incredible from Sabastian Sawe (who looked fresh as a daisy at the finish) and Yomif Kejelcha (who looked like he’d been hit by a car)

Amazon Web Services/AWS ads during the football feels like somewhat unfortunate timing. Not sure they’ll be getting too much new business from those

Weird sensation this morn, being a Liverpool fan from Warrington helping three different groups of Orient fans find their way round King’s Cross. One poor couple were seemingly wondering why all windows aren’t automatic sliding doors

23hrs after listing a bike for free on local FB groups, and 22 after I changed the post to start ***NOW GONE - THANKS FOR INTEREST*** … I’m still getting enquiries and wishing I’d quietly torched it. Faves: 1) Can I deliver it 25 miles away by 4pm? and 2) Can I get it serviced before handing it on?

With apologies to all the other Stuart Goodwins, I got in first here with the obvious username as well. And to those trying to get in touch with the bowls-playing Stuart Goodwin who’s also from Warrington - sorry, I’m not him here either. Good day