Oh, and on that note, a reminder:

An actual Roseate Spoonbill@stuckinsoup.bsky.social · last mo.

I almost feel like I need to make a disclaimer, something like “anytime I’m talking about food, literally ANYtime, I’m talking about LITERAL food.” Like I said before, I’m a fat girl who is also naïve, and on top of that, my Italian family uses food to celebrate, commemorate, grieve, and cope. 🤷🏻‍♀️

The plus side to having had cut my finger on a can of sweetened condensed milk yesterday, while I made a pumpkin spice tres leches (inspired) cake, is that I get to use my pretty, floral-print bandaids. 😓😪

I sat down on the edge of my bed, and my dog stood up, hopped off of my bed, and left to go sleep on the floor in my mom’s room again. I watched him trot away, and then I started to cry. What’s wrong with me? This isn’t very Hot Tamale of me. Sheesh, get it together, me. 🤦🏻‍♀️

One of these days I’ll feel like a HOT TAMALE AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD ARRRRRRG

A full week into the month and I’ve received two tips from my friend ❤️ Want to help so I can cover bills and necessities (like food & doctors) as a disabled creator? Place an order, chat commissions, join my art or lewd snail mail club, book me… SHARE my content & socials. ❤️

🧚🏼‍♀️👑 aZalea is unwell (art coms open)@faeazalea.bsky.social · 3d ago

Let me be your berry sweet treat ❤️ linktr.ee/faeazalea

Is it ok, like is it acceptable, to wear black jeans to a funeral? It’s technically a “celebration of life” though, not a funeral, but are black jeans ok?

I hope you fall asleep tonight imagining what it’d look and feel like to have my soft, warm lips wrapped around your hot, hard cock. Goodnight. 💜

I hung out with my sister last Saturday for a while, and she was like “that house is toxic. You, mom, and dad all need to live apart. You all need to live by yourselves” and she looked so proud of herself for coming up with this “solution”. And out loud I was like “yes, I agree”…

An actual Roseate Spoonbill@stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 3d ago

Shout out to my mom, for not openly telling me that I need to keep my door open all night, but saying without saying that I need to keep my door open all night (she’s really good at nonverbal manipulation and guilt trips)…

Shout out to my mom, for not openly telling me that I need to keep my door open all night, but saying without saying that I need to keep my door open all night (she’s really good at nonverbal manipulation and guilt trips)…

😔 all I wanna do is cum on his fingers instead of mine.

Wait oops I mean ummm… titties. 👍🏻

Frozen blueberries (store brand, on sale) with vanilla or strawberry, thick, greek yoghurt on it (also on sale), let it sit for a minute and let the yogurt get semi-frozen = a sort of almost ice cream-like sweet treat. I’m in love with it.

Y’all I need to talk to a girlie pop, a gal pal, a fem friend if you will, about boys. Love that I can’t really make friends irl since I’m becoming increasingly (what I can only describe as) agoraphobic. 🥲🙃

So anyways, anybody wanna talk about kpop?

I just saw some news about something that my country’s government has decided, and it’s probably not a big deal or whatever, but it’s really fucking irking me.

I wonder if my father’s critter cam in the backyard caught me freaking out when I collided with that spiderweb… 🤔

I woke up around 4:30, and was lying in the dark, trying to force myself back to sleep, to no avail. Then my dog woke up and needed to go out. Tw spider ⬇️⬇️⬇️

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🧚🏽‍♀️ Faye 🧚🏽‍♀️@msfayesinclair.bsky.social · 5d ago

Learning to deep throat as professional development = why I love my job

can’t afford to eat until friday so… $sheworeflowers

clover ♡@girlofthecosmos.bsky.social · 5d ago

sleepy & soapy 🫧

(. ) ( .)

So if anyone can tip, I'd appreciate it!

Bunny@bunnyxsprinkles.bsky.social · 5d ago

We aren't allowed to do overtime at work for the foreseeable future which sucks cuz I could really use some extra money. I'm still not physically or mentally well enough to start doing SW again :/

Sometimes I think back to the PC I built in 2012 (the one that literally almost caught fire, and died in a plume of smoke in 2020), and I cry.

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MemeStar Girly@memestargirly.bsky.social · 6d ago

I got some new followers since that post (that accidentally sort of blew up a tiny bit??) the other day, so here’s 3 things to keep in mind: Thing 1: I would like to take a moment to remind y’all that I need you to have your age (or age range) in your bio, or I will block you.

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“Kristen, why haven’t you been cross stitching as much lately?” Well, my dog keeps taking over the corner of the couch that I usually stitch in, and there’s not enough light anywhere else in this dang house to stitch with. And once he’s there, I simply canNOT move him. It’s against the law.🥲

It’s gonna be -1° tonight. Anyone wanna help keep me warm tonight? 👉🏻👈🏻

I made some pumpkin streusel muffins, anyone want one? They’re still warm. ☺️

There’s replies on that post of mine that accidentally sort of blew up the other day, and I don’t even wanna *like* them, because in my head even *that’s* too overwhelming. 🤦🏻‍♀️