Ugggh someone is trying to order Keurig using my credit card - AGAIN. Using MY EMAIL for the account, and my name and my billing address. Hoping it would get buried in my spam.

Since I went back to visit my alma mater this past weekend, I've been looking at old college pictures. How did this girl think she was fat and ugly? I was cute as hell.

Stop calling it a climate problem. Call it what it is: organized greed. The planet isn’t dying. It’s being killed for profit. The killers have names. And boardrooms. #ClimateJustice #StopEcocide

My husband just sent me a job listing he found. $60-80k for a DIRECTOR POSITION. The aviation industry is delusional. You can't pay people like it's 1980.

This is going to be a bonkers week. Tomorrow is my kid's picture day, Tuesday is my first mammogram, Saturday is a memorial for one of my husband's favorite college professors, which is two hours away. And next Sunday the dog gets groomed. At least there's a slight break in the middle.

Husband: The snails are knocking over the castle [in our son's fish tank] again. Me: Because they're anarchists. No Gods. No Kings.

Watched Mando and Grogu with my kid. He was absolutely hooked. I love that Grogu still hasn't really spoken. My son is autistic, struggles with communication, and gets to see a nonverbal hero.

Target paid its CEO $21.8M last year — 794x the median Target worker's pay of $27,506. Target has also spent $13.9B on stock buybacks since 2019, while remaining among the largest employers of Medicaid and SNAP recipients in America. This is what I mean by a rigged economy.

When they nuke Iran and Jesus don't come back And your son's still gay and there's no cheap gas When the vengeance of nations finally comes to port Will you be bitchin' 'bout men playin' women's sports I get weary I get nervous They hired a clown we got the whole damn circus

The Nerd Reich

YouTube video by Jesse Welles

youtu.be

Perimenopause may actually be killing me.

Dear Texans: no one fucking cares you don't put beans in chili. Stop bringing it up in every fucking comment section.

"Made" chickpea tikka masala tonight (aka opened two cans of chickpeas and cooked them in a jarred tikka masala sauce and dumped it over minute rice). Is it authentic? No. Is it mid? Yup. But I'm sick and it was quick, easy, and has a good amount of protein and fiber, so I'm calling it a win.

I feel like I’m living In a dystopian novel written in 1993 that was rejected by dozens of publishers because it was incredibly stupid.

Husband got mini pizza crusts from Aldi. Whipped up a batch of (sort of) homemade pizza sauce. Open the crust package...three packets of sauce fall out. Oh well, my kid probably wouldn't like their sauce anyway because it's different. #ARFID

A lot of truth in this new cartoon from Nova Scotia's Bruce MacKinnon. BTW, King Dumbass is claiming (as usual, with no evidence) that Dolly Parton was a "huge fan" of him. Yeah, right.

Clue is a perfect movie

Tim Curry as Wadsworth in Clue The Movie

ALT: Tim Curry as Wadsworth in Clue The Movie

static.klipy.com

Costco runs it's own rigorous food inspection program. And they didn't bend the knee on DEI. Plus, they dropped Callaway Golf after their horrific ad depicting violence against women. And they are refusing to carry trump meat. So that's where I'll be shopping.

You can just say "No, shut up." You can. It really is that simple. He can't make you.

MapQuest@mapquest.com · 2mo ago

We’re not changing it.

the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA

It’s still LAKE ONTARIO just like it’s still the Gulf of Mexico. End of discussion.

I think the hardest part of the current political moment is realizing how many people around me are actually evil. Not stupid. Not misinformed. Not misguided. Just blatantly, openly enjoying and relishing the suffering of other human beings.

One of the deaths was a baby who was too young for vaccines. The other condition that led to that child's death was the fact that they were a fragile newborn infant. Mehmet Oz can go to hell. 

Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD@elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Oz is claiming that the two measles deaths in Pennsylvania might have “had another condition that was already attacking them and they happened to get measles at the same time”. This implies that 1. It’s okay if kids with comorbidities die of measles. 2. That they would have died anyway so nbd.

I am a 40 year old woman watching "The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh" and crying like a baby over Eeyore. RIP Peter Cullen. Thank you for all the wonderful childhood moments.

The renaming of Lake Ontario (which I do NOT accept) will take the Great Lakes mnemonic from HOMES to SHAME. Accurate, I guess.

First Dolly. Then Tim Curry. Now Peter Cullen, the voice of Optimus Prime and Eeyore?! This week can go to hell.

Since the Grim Reaper seems to be targeting the wrong people born in 1946, I need Sally Field, Cher, Danny Glover, Cheech Marin, and Eugene Levy to get in a bunker.

"What's your favorite Dolly Parton song? "Jolene." "That's such a basic bitch answer-" "The 2004 Live and Well tour version where she sings 'I cannot compete with you drag queens.' LOOK IT UP!"

Tim Curry is not getting enough Clue the movie love today!! 🤍🤍🤍

Clue Movie: Wadsworth, Miss Scarlet & Mrs. White

ALT: Clue Movie: Wadsworth, Miss Scarlet & Mrs. White

static.klipy.com

Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people