cried so hard i couldn't breathe in my car after work and NOW THE STREETS ARE SAYING AWSTEN IS BALD?!?! WORST DAY EVER.
i just want @awsten.bsky.social to know that i was telling my mom about parx a couple weeks ago trying to give her a GENTLE introduction and she randomly decided to look him up and THIS WAS FIRST IMAGE RESULT
been on here for 24 hours and i already have 5 waterparks follows 🤯🤯🤯
hello!! my name is mo (@stupidformo), primarily a twitter parxie who moved over here and i am LOOKING FOR MOOTS!! if you like: waterparks (the band) dan and phil kurtis conner danny gonzalez saturday night live (SNL) oomf me up, babas
bsky is for MOOTS only. this means tomorrow morning everyone who doesn't follow me back will D*E (get unfollowed)
collecting all my favorite mooties like pokemon this feels like christmas
can't believe awsten is trying to get on here on the very day i hit 1,000 twitter followers. now we ALL HAVE TO START OVER