Gonna be a very intimate gig

You know how a good copper finds Guinness thieves? He waits. That's what he does

Had an glow up!!

Been watching the Paul Heaton night on BBC2 and this from the New York Times is a pretty perfect description of Beautiful South (and Paul in general) "music by Mary Poppins, lyrics by Charles Manson"

1, 5, 2

Frieren, 🏳️‍⚧️ Tiefling Princess@fes4ever.northsky.social · last mo.

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I think the main question is.. who's corrupt enough to take over from Infantino?

Think of the Nectar points you'd get

DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 2mo ago

‘DAYS OF THUNDER 2’ is moving forward with Tom Cruise returning to star. Filming is eyeing to begin in early 2027. (Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)

If any of the Argentine players still want to punch anyone.......

"The task was simple Pandora, just don't open the box. Fuck me Alex, is there no hope?" "Well Greg, if you watch this clip closely"

Hydration break

Hydration break

Hydration break

I've got Portugal in the sweepstake, but I'd burn the cash to see that preening fucking ponce snapped in half.

He's a ridiculous giant man child goal machine

Hydration break

Take the lyrics off the Brazilian anthem and you've got a theme for a BBC sitcom that never aired

Friday be good to me

SHAFT!! You're damn right

Well done Ecuador. Their manager can now concentrate on the plans for Nakatomi Plaza!

A rare red heat warning

If you’d like, post one photo of a painting that you took with your very own hands.

Dusty Moth@dutmoth.bsky.social · 3mo ago

If you’d like, post one photo of a painting that you took with your very own hands.

I never went to university, but this seems like an awfully big bottle

Ah, Sicily you've been beautiful

The i Paper @theipaper.com · 3mo ago

The unexpected name on MPs’ lips to be Burnham’s Chancellor trib.al/GURYmqZ

Josh Mayfield@bean525.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I'd REALLY appreciate it if anyone who sees this would try out my text generators so I can iron out any remaining bugs. Please, and thank you! trek.epicrandomness.com

Craig Cash! Angela Rayner! Timmy Mallett! Tess Daly! Can you hear me? Tess Daly. Tess Daly, your boys took one hell of a beating! #BWFC

Quote post with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap.

__________@jenbren.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Quote post with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap.

Here's the 5 people who I think should be the pundits in ITVs World Cup coverage: 1. Sooty 2. Harpo Marx 3. Maggie Simpson 4. Gromit 5. Tom and/or Jerry

__________@jenbren.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Here's the 5 people who I think should be the pundits in ITVs World Cup coverage: 1. Rab C Nesbitt 2. Groundskeeper Willie 3. Rabbie Burns 4. Frank McAvennie 5. Ally McCoist

Friends: Joey's Sad Reflection

Alt: Friends: Joey's Sad Reflection Joey gazing sadly through a rainy window ..as the camera pulls back it shows that the window is a piece of art in his room

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Carol Ann@carolann.bsky.social · 4mo ago

#SundayPixWater Bit of art. “Regenfenster” by Olafur Eliasson at Tate Modern