With a begrudging groan, Rocket did bump the fist offered. “Work, actually. You guys have a Seraskian running around this city, one who has a pretty big bounty on their head.”

𝔸 𝔾𝕦𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤!@webofspider-man.bsky.social · 6mo ago

"Hey! Rocket! My man!" A fist bump offered, big smile on under the mask. "What brings you down to Earth?"

Sounds like your pronouns are Scud/Hole.

𝑶𝑴𝑬𝑮𝑨 𝑹𝑬𝑫.@rxdscare.bsky.social · 7mo ago

“What are pronouns? I do not understand. People today make too much of a fuss over them. I have only ever identified as one thing; the thing I most obviously am. A sign of the end times and the downfall of western last stage capitalist society.”

@galacticoutlaw.bsky.social Rocket hated the quiet. Only a few hours ago, while the Warbird II had drifted towards his destination, things had been silent, holding a distinct lack of the background noise he had grown used to. There had been no sharpening of blades as Gamora and Drax prepared +

… You look like a flarkin’ nabble got ahold of you and ripped you to scud.

ƈɦօֆɛռ ɮʏ ʄǟȶɛ@thehtedspidey.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Listen, you either get used to the skin or not. #SeductiveSunday

𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑟 ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑡𝑒𝑐𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑙𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝐹𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢.

𝐽𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝐾𝑒𝑛𝑡, 𝑆𝑢𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑛@legacyofsteel.bsky.social · 8mo ago

we’re all monsters now, but that doesn’t mean we can’t choose what kind of monster we are.

It’s Valentine’s Day. Here’s to you, Lylla.

Somebody shoves me anywhere, they’re losin’ their head.

𝓜𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓝𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮@lonesomenature.bsky.social · 8mo ago

.. Some people are 'Into' that. It's disgusting.

Why the flark are you letting people pin you to a wall? Just shoot ‘em?

Ugh, another day on this rock.

Can somebody shut their shark up?

Stolen, like most of Rocket’s goodies.

The bar. Lead the way.

Alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol. And maybe a few drugs.

See? Being a downer.

Tell that to Deadpool.

Is he always this big of a downer?

“Correct. He’s stupid because he doesn’t listen.” The kid was sorta getting it. “Plus, I’m pretty sure cosmic rays microwaved his brain.”

Clarice@clarice.sunder.my · 9mo ago

Clarice blanched. "Why? Are they stupid?"

Then you better unsneeze it cause I’m not gonna sit in the snow.

It’s so flarkin’ cold out my tail has frost.

What the flark is Bitcoin?

✘ ── 𝙲𝚁𝙵𝚃𝚆𝚁𝙺.@crftwrk.bsky.social · 9mo ago

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Bitcoin. Its future applications are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of computing and economics most of its possible functions will go over a typical investor’s head.

“Oh? And how does a human learn? Cause I got a terran like you on my ship and I’m pretty sure he’s never learned a thing in his flarkin’ life.”

Clarice@clarice.sunder.my · 9mo ago

"That's only one kind of learning... And I don't learn like your guy-tree. I learn like a human. Observation is only one form of getting smarter!"

Pass the bottle then.

𝑶𝑴𝑬𝑮𝑨 𝑹𝑬𝑫.@rxdscare.bsky.social · 9mo ago

It’s a very valid coping mechanism. Spans galaxies.

Hell, Rocket was wrong. They do got something in common!

𝑶𝑴𝑬𝑮𝑨 𝑹𝑬𝑫.@rxdscare.bsky.social · 9mo ago

He’s drunk again. It’s how he copes.