Broke: Calling your Rep. Woke: Emailing your Rep. Bespoke: Sliding into your Rep's DMs.
Tom Emmer: "Somebody just sent me a meme that said, '$4 gas, $6 diesel -- not acceptable, but it's not gonna get me to vote for a communist'"
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Broke: Calling your Rep. Woke: Emailing your Rep. Bespoke: Sliding into your Rep's DMs.
Tom Emmer: "Somebody just sent me a meme that said, '$4 gas, $6 diesel -- not acceptable, but it's not gonna get me to vote for a communist'"
We crossed the rubicon a long time ago... But this Kennedy Center thing is some bullshit.
When you've finally packed up your deadbeat ex's stuff and left it on the curb for them to come get
Vance's midterms pitch: "Give us another chance. Give us another couple of years"
I'm not getting lectured about self regulation from a guy who has to have his son hold him accountable from cruising pornhub.
Mike Johnson on OpenAI and Anthropic: "They can self-police. They can self-regulate."
There are more people in Pennsylvania that have died this year of a previously eradicated disease, than trans women who have played college sports. Just putting that out there.
Thunder training camp starts in two weeks... just in case you were wondering how much more of this shit we have to listen to.
Kash Patel: "We did not want to punish victims of beastiality"
Watching Sooner fans melt down on social media is my love language.
Hard to feel good about where we’ve ended up, I’m with you there But I gotta stop at ironic distance, at sneering at memory - that’s real loss & there’s not point in pinning its wings in a discourse box
I suppose I’d offer the gentle reminder to not lose your mourning to irony today of all days - real people died terrified, in planes, buildings, in bombed cities across Iraq, Afghanistan & many more places caught in the echo of both extremist hate and the idiocy of empire
Every night I go to bed thinking I have seen the dumbest shit I’ll ever see in my life and every morning I am wrong before I’ve even finished my coffee
Gonna take a Stormy Daniels sized bribe to get me to vote for Stephanie Bice Mr. Trump. Call me when you want to talk real numbers…
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We’re about one escalation away from SGA getting his visa revoked aren’t we?
Breaking: White House issues three proclamations banning imports of Canadian products including motorcycles, whey, molasses, non-alcoholic beer, and a range of alcoholic beverages
Me to my MAGA brained bosses this morning...
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When Canada released its retaliation list, the targets included U.S. goods already facing tariffs – only now at higher levels – as well as a large number of new items. Of the new products that are tariffed, several will see large increases in charges. 🔗 www.theglobeandmail.com/business/art...