E.J. the Bou

@subouru.bsky.social

M | 26 | 🖤🩶🤍💜| KC metro | Subaru nerd of epic proportions | ShwitFurCreations suiter | all opinions are my own

Never thought the biggest obstacle to getting in shape would be the habit to read contracts & fine print but gyms seem to be bound by oath to have the worst membership terms possible. Literally trying to give you money. You won at capitalism. Please just let me do that without reaming me. Fuck.

Just had the Pontiac’s brakes turn stiff as a board and lose all power coming up to a stop sign. Rolled through the sign and made a hard right, drifted to a stop in someone’s front yard, threw my hazards on …and found out I’d bumped the key off with my knee I may be stupid

Heartbroken. Speeding buddy of the past 120+ miles just forced his way in front of me after passing on the right boat. We had an actual traffic jam. How dare you I thought we were friends.

My ability to open a group chat, accidentally hit the “/“ to open bot commands, and then switch to a different app so it says “EJ is typing…” for ages is unmatched.

Today marks two years since I received this goofball of a suit. During that time I’ve had a ridiculous amount of fun with some of the best friends I could ever hope to know. Wouldn’t trade that for the world. Thank you all for your friendship! (And I need to take more pictures with other critters.)

We wake up on this glorious weekend to celebrate a massively important and historically significant day in our nation’s history Idk why everyone keeps getting the date wrong though, my fursuit birthday is on the 5th, not the 4th.