The type of situation you end up in after your best bro’s mom urgently begs you to pick her up from a horrible date~ She had to pay you back somehow~

The kind of vids your best bros mom sends you while saying "My sons not home, wanna finally take a go with mommy?"~

Bro's mom has always been a fav of the friend group. She'd let you guys get away with whatever you wanted!~ Even when he wasn't home, she'd let you guys come over and... "hang around." Now you know how she had him so young, looks like she still got it~

You didn’t expect any payment when your best friends mom asked you for an oil change~ Seemed like she desperately needed her pipes cleaned too~

This is a way better deal than a couple of free tickets~ The other fans are gonna be so mad~

Every second of this mesmerizes you~ Even your unused goonerhole twitches at the thought of replacing that toy and becoming her proper lil gocksleeve~

Thank GOODNESS it's Friday, an end to the work week~ Now you can huddle up in your gooncave, light every screen in your vicinity with pretty porn, and melt your pathetic brain away~

POV: The MILF next door offered you an invitation to join her during her morning workouts~ Needless to say, it was a productive session together, and she can't wait to see you again tomorrow~

The kind of videos the MILF next door sends you after she caught you gooning while watching her change~

You reeeeeaally needed this job, it's your dream! You could tell the interviewer was a lil into you from the beginning... So, why not SHOW her your best skills for this team~

And the whistle has been blown for a Hydration Break!~

It’s easy to resist the pull at first, but when you see how pretty she looks just stuffing her face… you can’t help but want more~ Down the rabbit hole you go, no need for a normal life anymore~

Congratulations! You made it to the first porn weekend of June!~ Now you can lock yourself in your room and goon to all the pretty porn we provide for you~ Doesn’t matter the kind, your leaking for it anyways~

Computah, make Follie and Wisp from warframe scissor crazy style

Btw, this pride month I'm posting GAY porn, fight me if you disagree

I think it's funny when porn-brained gooners aspire to lose their virginity~ Like, nah dude, you're meant to be pussy-free. The closest thing to a pussy you'll get is becoming your bro's fav fleshlight!~

You know, I post a lot about girls getting fucked/used, what’s a guy getting the same treatment by his bro for a change?~

The more you watch, the more you start to slowly see your fate~ Yet, you can't look away~

Happy pride month to the bisexual girls who slut out their boyfriends and turn him into their own pretty lil fuckdoll!~ Oh, wait... that's me! :D ~

Nah, dude, it’s totally not gay to goon to it one or a couple of times… why, you wanna see more?~

Computa help me turn my Celty pfp gay and horny

Just a loud, annoying, bisexual, Demi-female, FREAK on the internet~ And none of you can stop me~

Guys do you think Messi and Ronaldo will finally kiss in this WorldCup arc for pride month?~

Happy pride month, everyone, get more gayer and freakier than ever! 🍭🌈❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🌈🍭

Man, I feel bad for the perma-virgins, sex is so much fun and I wish some of you could experience it~ Too bad you never will, gooning is all you’re good for 😜~

All these rumours about your neighbour being the best rimmer on the block had to be fake; there was no one better than you~ So, you put her to the test! Safe to say... she officially has you beat~

It's been a while since I did one for the girls, enjoy!~

You'll never know true peace until you've had both feet~