I just realized Peppa Pig loves muddy puddles BECAUSE SHE IS A PIG and not just because of like all the rain in the UK. I AM SO EMBARRASSED.
The Rural Juror
@suchcorn.bsky.social
Mental health professional 🛋️, animal lover 🐾, horror enthusiast 👻, and idiot 🤷🏼♀️
Just bought $40 of 90s sand creatures off eBay for my daughter.
Becoming an expert at peeing in the exact point between when one client leaves and the other arrives to minimize bathroom encounters.
My least favorite clinician type is ones that talk about spiritual/mystical concepts as if they are literal and scientific. Makes me feel completely insane.
Doesn’t it sound like Randy Newman is always wearing sunglasses? @pzd.bsky.social
Some days my job is just BEING THERE for someone in a moment where I can’t do anything to help. Unrelated, if doctors can start taking women’s pain more seriously and dudes can stop SAing people, that would be so chill.
I fucking loathe the cat in the hat. Character and book.
DID YOU HEAR THAT!?!?! — Mina every time a firework goes off. (Yes, I heard it.)
Put banana phone on for my kid and she shut me out of her room to dance alone.
Framed (and reframed) some LOVELY prints. Two are Natalie Andrewson and the pup is Lisa Hanawalt. So happy!!
My child has started to draw little guys. These are the only two I was able to get pictures of.
One day in 2007, I changed @pzd.bsky.social’s name in my phone from “D Poon” to his real name. It just felt proper for my boyfriend to have a real name in my phone. Anyway, happy birthday, sweet husband!! PS: it was an LG flip phone.
Do they still make kids movies that are like little traumatic/scary?
Brave Little Toaster hides all the bangers at the end of the movie.
“He plays a magic flute in the sky,” is a top tier lyric.
All this discourse around “YouTuber” movie makers is making me insane. Of course some younger directors got their start on YouTube, what better platform to learn and gain a following. YouTube isn’t just for “content.”