Evidence of a credible threat to Fartages safety revealed

Louis 〓〓@louishenwood.bsky.social · 10h ago

Reform's Richard Tice has an update to the security threat to Nigel Farage "Farage's personal security team had evidence of a credible threat against Farage but despite this being a credible threat, they will not be passing the info to the police" So, that's a load of bollocks then

I take it the national threat alarm was triggered as someone said something hurty about Nigel

And he’d have been a v good independent MP I reckon Chance missed

Ian Dunt@iandunt.bsky.social · 9h ago

Good moment to say something nice about Binface I suppose. The thing is, he's really very funny. The whole thing would have worn out horribly if he wasn't. Just a genuine source of joy in an otherwise grey landscape.

Phew! Thought it was the zombie apocalypse? But no It’s banning disposable BBQs (Actually quite sad it’s not the zombie apocalypse- could be fun and I’m good at archery!)

Stolen from FB

And an idiot

Otto English@ottoenglish.bsky.social · 20h ago

Farage didn't turn up to the result because he didn't want to look like an idiot. He now looks like a liar instead. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...

And now we go live to the Office of the Parliamentary Standards Committee Tick-tock Nigel

Who to believe? Fartage or Essex police?

schrodinger's Fartage “Clacton loves me” “Clacton wants to kill me”

Ok On the stage I can see a bin, 3 loonies But no chicken

But my football club use the same name - but none of the original Players play for them It’s triggers broom isn’t it ?

Andy Burge 🇬🇧🇪🇺@andygjburge.bsky.social · yesterday

Anyone else have a problem with bands using a legacy name despite having zero or maybe just one original member in their line-up? That's not to say the bands are bad, but they're a bit of acon aren't they? Examples? Lynyrd Skynyrd, Foreigner, Yes, Blood, Sweat & Tears and the Stranglers.

Name the film

I fell off the sofa the first time I read it I was laughing that hard I tried to put it down so I could savour it. But had to pick it up again a few minutes later Yeah yeah it in an afternoon Simply superb book

David Weiner@davidweiner.bsky.social · yesterday

I picked this up off the shelf at my local library when I was about 13 or 14 because I had heard of it. I read half in one sitting right there at the library. One of my all-time favorite books. #booksky 📚

Apparently*, when people split from their long term partner, things go 1 of 3 ways: - drink too much - exercise too much - date too much** I think I’ve managed to do all 3 Go me! * ignore any sentence the starts with the word “apparently” **but dating the same woman for 18 months whom I adore

It’s not very scarlet

danschyk@danschyk.bsky.social · yesterday

Lake O'Hara

Brilliant He’s make a great MP

Farrukh@implausibleblog.bsky.social · yesterday

Count Binface on the Clacton by-election on US TV, "If Nigel Farage strikes me down electorally I will become more powerful than he can possibly imagine" "Because the parliamentary committee will look into his £5 million unconditional gift" "But he didn't declare it"

Typical establishment media All he asked for is a speaker in Strangers Bar to be hung on the wall so that there was better surround sound when they played Phil Collins It’s not like he called for cold hard rage

After about 22 months living in the same house as my WINO - I’m starting to believe that my new house purchase is going through So I’ve started to buy essentials Next week hopefully

But 1976????

I’m guessing Fartage will now want me arresting for hoping an iceberg hits them, and sarah pushes him off a door

Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff@suellade.bsky.social · yesterday

The remake of Titanic looks shite Although if the endings the same ……

I’m sure we will hear calls for “cold, hard rage” anytime soon …

So when Fartage wins his seat back What’s an appropriate sporting analogy? Maybe the Spanish men’s football team winning a North Yorkshire Sunday league match against the Royal Standard The morning after Thirsk races

Stolen from FB From @dalevince.com no less Here’s hoping!

I’ve seen posts on FB saying Fartage is “the hardest working politician in the UK*” But he’s sat in a beer garden Imagine being dressed as a bin in 38 degree heat! *with his 12 jobs he maybe -just not at politics

She wants to spend less time being a decoy

Tea Pain@teapainusa.bsky.social · 2d ago

Karoline Leavitt is leaving her post as White House Press Secretary. She says she'll concentrate her time on lying directly to her family and friends.

I thought he got: C U N T

The remake of Titanic looks shite Although if the endings the same ……

Fartage is a man so stupid, he thought he could resign from a job when he was under investigation Apply for and get the exact same job back And think everyone would forget about the investigation What. An. Idiot

Otto English@ottoenglish.bsky.social · yesterday

A rare win win. Either way it's humiliation for this pointless stunt.

So if I just change back to Tory I’ll be fine? Excellent (Don’t tell Bobby)