Proper bouncing rain here now. Might run out in the car park like I'm Andy Dufresne
Susan
@sufondue.bsky.social
Mum to 23 & 20. Does science. Positivity is the crutch of the weak.
We have big grey fluffy clouds and those ones that look like a stack of white dinner plates. Why won't they do their bleeding job? 🥲
My lunch involves broccoli and hard-boiled eggs. It smells like farts in this office now
19 Allen keys which (when you need one) will turn out to be the wrong size. And all the same size. Also some nail clippers from a Christmas cracker that are so flimsy they'll explode the first time you try to use them.
'Box ✨@ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 2d agoA random loose screw that fell out of something and you are not sure what.
Round of applause for past me who set this calendar reminder so I wouldn't get stuck in roadworks on the way home from work tonight
Over on insta some lass ate 7 croissants and a bloke dumped her for being an absolute legend
Love to be on a work call when my pen starts pissing ink all over the place
First job this Monday morning was to book a week off at the end of the month. Not going anywhere. Just not going to work.
Been awake since half 4 with brand new/hideous pain in my right arm and shoulder. Pros: at least it's not my left which would have been terrifying Cons: If this is a frozen shoulder starting I've won perimenopause bingo
The way that people can show you their insides and sometimes they're the same as yours and them we all feel a bit less lonely
John Wiswell@wiswell.bsky.social · 3d agoWhat’s your favorite definition of “art”?
Mad that people used to wear Sunday best and I've just come to work knowing I have beans on my top
Turns out the best way to make friends in your 40s is to convince your existing friends to move near you 💕
Yeah we might be dour and miserable on a good day but the point is we'll have exactly the same attitude on the absolute worst day. #Yorkshire Grow up, Fiennes.
Guy Bloux@guyroux.bsky.social · 4d agoHappy Yorkshire Day
Me explaining Cascada: That lass who's the 90s Becky Hill Me explaining Becky Hill: She's the 2020s Cascada Apparently this is "a circular reference" and "not helpful"
Things from my walk: 1. Random fly tipping event 2. Your mum's car
How's your weekend going? 1. I've been eating super healthy and exercising all week. Saturday weigh day - 1 pound on. 2. Rushed to the big Sainsbos to get click and collect shopping in a massive stress as I was late - remembered round the corner I'd changed ot to an hour later. 3. THEY DIDN'T HAVE
Genuinely think we should make door to door sales illegal. It's never anything you can't buy/donate to online and I feel like the only people they sign up are the elderly or vulnerable. Also I don't like to be bothered when I'm in my house.
The dog has seen her nemesis (the cat who shits in our garden) and is whimpering and pawing at the window to get at it. It's up the other end of the street. When we see it close up on our walks it hisses and she shits herself 😂
Also I was anorexic in the skinny-90s and that disease used to be mostly teens/young women but I saw a mad thing about how lots of women on the weight loss drugs are eating dangerously small amounts to speed up progress, pushed by years of failed dieting, social pressure and probably being the
I just think that if a celebrity is dangerously thin to the point that a normal person at their age would be risking their ability to look after themselves in the future we should be pointing that out and not making them the face of anti-ageing products 💀
Happy payday, lads. Just found out my part-time job put my week's holiday as unauthorised absence because I'd just started and hadn't accrued enough holiday pay *sad trombone*
I'm going to paint pottery tomorrow and I am very excited. Even though I know I will instantly become a crazed perfectionist. Fun!!
Microsoft authenticator: Tick this box if you don't want us to ask again for 7 days Microsoft authenticator (14 seconds later): Guess what
A man tried to sell me a mattress out of the back of his van while I was walking the dog this morning.