Benny Johnson is a closeted gay man so full of self-hatred, he can only process the world around him in hateful tribalism. Or - Benny Johnson is so morally vacant and vapid, he is totally OK publishing extreme and hateful content for the return of clicks. Or two things can be true at the same time.

Ben Shapiro's arguments for the war in Iran on @ragingmoderates.bsky.social is peak Ben Shapiro... Dashes of truth used to flavor a dish of bullshit.

Desantis begging for a SCOTUS seat with 47 tells you everything you need to know about his twisted ambitions. It's the ultimate hail Mary. www.axios.com/2026/04/21/d...

Something good for your Monday. Very good. theonion.com/at-long-last...

At Long Last, InfoWars Is Ours

Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing in the street outside as they were pursued and th...

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I want to go back to times when Friday's podcasts doesn't sound like last month's news on Monday.

I'm so happy for Kash Patel finally getting all the attention he's always wanted.

Where would we be now if we had stayed engaged in hard diplomacy -a unique American super power- over the last 10 years?

Hegseth is embarrassing.

America is in its post-law-and-order times.

Obama wore a tan suit.

That's rich.

"Iran agrees to open the Strait of Hormuz" -the White House just now Also, just now... apnews.com/live/iran-wa...

Live updates: Iran closes the Strait of Hormuz in response to Israeli attacks on Lebanon, per Iranian state media

After Iran, the U.S. and Israel agreed to a two-week ceasefire, Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz due to Israeli strikes in Lebanon, per state media.

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Two reminders: 1) DJT is in the files. 2) John Thune made his choice.

I'm slow. Which of these points is a net improvement over 2016?

"A spokesperson for Senate Majority Whip John Barrasso also declined to comment, and spokespeople for Senate Majority Leader John Thune, House Majority Leader Steve Scalise and House Majority Whip Tom Emmer did not respond to requests for comment."-Politico 'Congress absent Trump threatens Iranians'

Tucker Carlson: "It's vile. It begins w/ a promise to use the US military to commit a war crime. Those people who are in direct contact w/ the president need to say 'No. I'll resign. I'll do whatever I can do legally to stop this, bc this is insane. And if given the order, I'm not carrying it out'"

CENTCOM is denying Hegseth's attack requests.

Arrest him today. He's admitted to the crimes. Demonstrate justice.

Alpha male notes from Jake Lang

Cato Institute has been going pretty hard at this admin lately.

When you've lost the Cato Institute...

Savage.

Jess Piper@piperformissouri.bsky.social · 5mo ago

I heard someone say that we should be registering voters at gas stations.

Is there a world where it's Hegseth's petulance that causes military leadership to push back against the admin? www.npr.org/2026/04/02/n...

Hegseth ousts the Army chief of staff as the Iran war rages through Week 5

U.S. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth asked Army Chief of Staff Randy George to step down and retire, a U.S. official confirmed to NPR.

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Todd Blanche is a less angry liar.

Definitely step away from the keys.

LexiandSkyeCats@ellensartandpets.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Tiger Woods says he's stepping away from golf. Maybe he should step away from alcohol.

How in the fuck does this still have an approval in the 30s?

"New world, same Constitution" Chef's kiss

Remember the strategy: Flood the zone. Measure response. Make adjustments. Proceed. This is their playbook. And the media will "both sides" it.

They are the softest among us.