Tinfoil hat theory for why Microsoft remade Halo in Unreal Engine 5: The original Halo engine (blam!) is held together with chewing gum and popsicle sticks and no other game had anything like it. #halo #campaignevolved

New insult: "They look like they jerk it to AI porn"

My wife got me my waifu figure for my birthday :3 Thank you @capriglows.bsky.social

For the protogens #protogen

My heart is so stupid. One of these is when I was sitting still on the couch and no strenuous activity prior, the other is after slamming a monster and 15mg of instant release Adderall. Can you guess which is which?

Some furry techs can be so obnoxious about their opinions. I really don't care what new Linux distro of the week I should use, or why you think apple users are cucks. Let people use what they like

How bad is the AI slop pipeline at AWS? Well, we had to add this tag to round up and name and shame service teams for giving us crap that doesn't work

At the Alamo for The Amazing Digital Circus finale with @capriglows.bsky.social and they kinda just threw a bunch of ye olde commercials at the wall for the pre trailer reel

AWS: "practice opsec and don't wear any identifying clothing" Also AWS: "here's a free tshirt saying you worked on a region launch with the internal codename" Bruh

Been out of the world for a spell, might be time to walk it a while. I've been disconnected from socials for a while, what's new around here?

Some fun reasons to get your own domain name: setting up a custom email with your apple ID, your own custom username on bluesky would be name.domain.furry

dotfurry.org 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️@dotfurry.org · 3mo ago

You heard right! We're working on getting .furry to be the next big TLD! We're backed by the non-profit @pawprintprototyping.org and will be by furries, for furries. ⚠️ But we need your help! ⚠️ Support us today to help make this a reality and to get a .furry domain of your own www.dotfurry.org

Shitpost idea that @elkdragon.bsky.social made for me the other day. Context: my first weight loss goal is to fit on rollercoasters and the last time I was at Epic Universe I couldn't get on the Stardust Racers coaster

So, I check people's slack profile to see if they look as stupid as they are. Open someone's that didn't read the ticket and see their pronouns section: "I don't use pronouns" Yea, that tracks

They hold hands 🥺

OwO what's dis?