He had hundreds of children of which one survived

Widow's Bay DSA@gonebabygone.bsky.social · 22h ago

Bragging about missing the message of a movie for seven-year-olds

Your car and your pet can always tell when you have a little extra money in your pocket

I tried muting the cry laugh emoji and it does not seem to work

Complaining about "men in women's sports" sounds extra stupid when you're a professional basketball player and therefore already better at your sport than 99.99% of men on earth

Famously popular comedian on bluesky, Bill Maher

Cheryl Lynn Eaton@cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 2w ago

I don't know how many times black women have to tell you Maher is a weirdo before you believe it.

What do we want? Means tested dogshit! When do we want it? Who gives a shit, I'm personally doing great!

I think a lot of people need to recognize the difference between serial killers and mass murderers

I really expected Lindsey Graham's sister to look a lot more like Lindsay Graham

Seems like there should be at least one famous soccer player with no hands

The clown shit comparison of the DSA to Stalin aside, you were a republican my whole life and if it comes to a choice between the techno-fascist ethnostate party or doubling taxes on your vacation home, we both know what box you're going to check

Tom Nichols@radiofreetom.bsky.social · last mo.

Jeez, I get one Totenkopf tattoo, and I gotta hear this crap wait that wasn't me

Stfu man. We know you were always gonna choose the Nazis

Tom Nichols@radiofreetom.bsky.social · last mo.

If the message from some of you here is "it's okay to be Stalinists because our opponents are Nazis," be ready for the possibility that - given that choice - people will choose Nazis.

Fake ass conservatism. You know how your daddy would've dealt with depression? Do that

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last mo.

Rep. Tom Kean finally speaks after months away from Congress for a previously unexplained absence: "I was given the diagnosis of depression ... the doctors recommended I remain in the hospital to address my illness"

Hell yeah britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...

Ed Norton is talking to himself

This dog is probably the mayor of some small town

Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · last mo.

Scots found a dog and immediately made it their new God

Mamdandate.

Sounds like you're just feeding B-52s to the advanced radar system...

Stars and Stripes@starsandstripes.bsky.social · last mo.

The Air Force said that it plans to move ahead with the B-52 Stratofortress modernization program despite the fatal crash of the first modified version of the bomber, which killed eight people. A second B-52H bomber will be modified with an advanced radar system and sent to Edwards AFB for testing.

Is soccer the only sport where they don't tuck their shirts in?

People are significantly more accepting of the state being allowed to kill you than you being allowed to kill yourself

Poll Tracker 📊@polltracker.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Americans' Views on Moral Acceptability of 20 Behaviors news.gallup.com/poll/1681/mo...

These mods are getting serious

I didn't know trees could catch fire from the inside

San Francisco Chronicle@sfchronicle.com · 3mo ago

San Francisco firefighters and a Recreation and Park arborist spent much of Tuesday extinguishing a fire that burned inside a tree along Fulton Street in Golden Gate Park.

The luxury of believing in problems that aren't entirely made up

hannah gais@hannahgais.bsky.social · 3mo ago

nooooooooooooooooooooo, really????? you don’t say??? you’re telling me this for the first time???

Top 25 in no particular- The Wire Breaking Bad The Simpsons First two seasons of The Chapelle Show Eastbound and Down The Righteous Gemstones The Shield The Sopranos Robot Chicken Futurama Veep Game of Thrones It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Schitt's Creek What We Do In the Shadows

Chuck Wendig@chuckwendig.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only— Kids in the Hall Gilmore Girls Golden Girls Justified Last Week Tonight Parks & Rec Gravity Falls Breaking Bad The Wire Schitt’s Creek The Good Place Aqua Teen Hunger Force Andor Avatar the Last Airbender Warrior

If you want to bet on sports, you should have to interact with a man named Butch Hunkee in the back of a steakhouse to do it

Erin Fogg says Free Link@criminalerin.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Ohhhhh my gawwwwd lmao "According to an 87-page indictment unsealed Wednesday, James “Jimmy the Greek” Gerodemos and Dean “Dean Gem” Gialamas were the bosses of the Gerodemos Gambling Organization, headquartered at Gino’s Steakhouse in Merriville, IN"

The entire US government is not only a force to protect the wealth of the wealthy, it's a force to turn all the rest of us into revenue generators for the wealthy up until such point as we stop being useful and die

Paul Waldman@paulwaldman.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Today is a reminder that except for a brief period running roughly from Brown v. Board to Roe v. Wade, throughout its history the Supreme Court has been a reactionary force protecting the wealth of the wealthy and the power of the powerful, almost always hostile to equality and justice.

Rhymes with ICEE

Jake Lahut@jakelahut.bsky.social · 3mo ago

This is proceeding as expected

Whether you get that life saving surgery is basically up to a guy who chooses between one of two stamps on his desk. One that says "you get money" and one that says "I get money."

Phil Verhoef@philipverhoef.bsky.social · 3mo ago

totally. and i would take it a step further and argue that a health care system grounded in capitalist principles can never be equitable… which is why we continue to have people that suffer and die needlessly at the hands of our private insurance based system.

I watched Marty Supreme over the weekend and, while I enjoyed it, I kept watching with an eye toward a weird twist that I had heard about. I picked up a couple of foreshadowing clues that would track with the twist I was expecting. And then there was no twist. The thing I heard about never happened

You can bury me in my 07 Tacoma

Joshua Foust 🪖🎮@joshuafoust.com · 3mo ago

Can someone remind me again why I should reject Chinese technology over surveillance fears? Right now we get worse products with the same downsides. It’s lose-lose all the way down.

Since all these assholes love sci-fi stories so much, let's try The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas but instead of an innocent child, it's everyone in this picture locked in a dark cell and brutalized for the benefit of humanity. Literally beat the money out of them to feed and house everyone

Joni Askola@joniaskola.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Oligarchs have always been a threat, but tech oligarchs represent a new level of danger. Their wealth dwarfs historical tycoons and their control over algorithms allows them to curate human reality. They own the digital infrastructure of thought