as a certified short guy, it's bizzare seeing people in the battle royale game in the same position i experience daily

it was picture day and they only gave me one shoot

Amy Rose (Rosy the Rascal)@amyrosehedgehog.bsky.social · 2d ago

What is butchy creepy?

ate some Meh Burger today. don't ask how

so what i'm part badnik part plushe hmmm??? what's so wrong with that?

Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik@hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · last wk.

dont expect much but i'll do it anyway.....only real badniks will like this post......

i don't think Metal get's along with Cubot very much. last time i saw them in a room together he put the square sevant in a chokehold for saying the numbers six and seven. this must be another one of those "hedgehog rivalries" i constantly hear about

who opened the egg portal?

i love all my racing pals!

okay hear me out, Sonic R is on-foot racing. so Sonic H? handstanding competition. i know, i'm such a revolutionary

the demon hedgegod is harrassing me with his arson again. this cannot be good for the environment

i am a very marketable fella

oh god i remember this thing. once i got stuck inside of it in an infinite loop and it took me days to get out. talk about a scrambled scructure.

Sonic The Hedgeblog@sonichedgeblog.bsky.social · last wk.

Egg Loop Reactive Factory 'Sonic R' SEGA Saturn

snatched Cubots phone to see what kinda stuff he's always watching on there and the first thing i see is an ai generated video of Big The Cat dancing with one of those brainrot slop characters i can't with this empire anymore...

some folks like to claim i'm "scary" and "cursed." i don't see it. clearly i am the cutest badnik in all of mobius! how could you say no to this face???

to animal or not to animal? that's the million dollar question everybody's asking me and the awnser is purple

Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik@hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 2w ago

the animal s are in my comments

the sun is inside you

sorry i was gone Eggman told me to get offline for a few days so i don't "expose his hypocrisy about copyright law" ...whatever that means

i don't know how i've been active for nearly 3 decades either, but what i do know is that it feels awesome sause!!!

this fact is so true that the egg servers glitched and tweeted it twice. that's how bold of a statement this is.

Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik@hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 3w ago

a robotnik would never be caught dripless

what even is an exe anyway? that sounds like a mosquito disease...

i've always had an irrational fear of tagging four people in a row and i never understood why

since Tails has a mech, i decided to build my own! yes it's a cardboard box with wheels what's the issue with that?

just stubbed my foot on a rock. i float how is that even possible???

i made a graphic sheet of every person i've encountered so far. my #1 goal is to make as many friends as possible! my intentions must totally be what the Eggman Empire is all about!

this blue fennec came up to me and asked what my opinion on Tails was. when i said i wanted to be pals with him he looked at me weirdly and walked off begrudgingly... was it something i said?

no Grounder my gemstone is not a ringpop. this is the third time you've asked that question this week.

i still think about you sometimes...

this will do severe damage to my already unstable reputation. i do not know how i should feel about this...

Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik@hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 4w ago

for the past month i've been buying haunted dolls and having them shipped to tails house

i am not like those other Tails clones. i am the original dollwalker

all i did was take a little nap, and now i'm trapped in this box! SOMEBODY HELP!!!