Being aro/ace and having a sex toy company in my new follows was borderline amusing. Now I have the old Pet Shop Boys Song (What have i done to deserve this?) running in my mind 😅
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Capitalism is the root of most modern evil. Jesus is good; American Christian Fascism is bad. Questions about hormone therapy for menopause or 🏳️⚧️ Hmu. If you think I wrote something right wing or centrist, just ask me; you've undoubtedly missed the sarcasm.
The other explanation of Trump's weird gloating about Arizona, is that he's expecting that his administration will: 1) successfully get states to a) purge voter roles b) reduce polling places in democratic districts c) enact state real ID to reduce women's ability to vote AND
I don't believe someone can be a Calvinist and also a good person. It's one or the other (and in many cases neither...)
"Daddy went to go buy milk" often feels like the only rational way to believe that things are the way they are, and that 'daddy' ever existed in the first place...
USA is a Nazi/Apartheid/Gilead/Confederate state. It supports genocide against Palestinians, war crimes against the Iranian people, removing non "Aryans" from both jobs and life, removing all rights from women. One must stand against it. Must.
"There's no doubt that the actions of the Sturmabteilung are at times a bit over the edge. but one cannot ignore that they've done important work de-Judifying our streets as well" -Susan Collins time traveled back as a member of the Reichstag
Christopher Webb@cwebbonline.com · 3w agoThis is Susan Collins giving the most feckless response to ICE killings possible. She mastered the art of saying almost nothing while people are dying. The only proper response to the killing of Joan Sebastian Guerrero is outrage. VOTE HER OUT
Historical precedent of celebrations for certain deaths being quite acceptable. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPId...
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I remember after being hounded about it, watching an episode of Malcolm in the Middle. Friend at work asked me what I thought, and I said, "Well, the mom seemed kinda fun. High energy, loved her kids. Maybe a bit weird." Never ask how the sausage is made...
We had more people for my then 8 year old daughter's gerbil's funeral.
Justin Baragona@justinbaragona.bsky.social · last mo.TMZ DC with perhaps the most brutal video from Trump's Great American State Fair, showing Dr. Oz on stage bragging to Dean Cain about how big the crowd is, only for the reporter to pan around and show absolutely nobody is there. Original post: x.com/i/status/207...
"The Jews of Warsaw really could have survived the war...They were just way too vocal about their rights... that whole "uprising" thing, you know? If they had just been model citizens in their ghetto, spoken politely about their rights to their overlords, then everything could have turned out fine"
Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉@scumbelievable.bsky.social · last mo."They just shouldn't have participated in society" Fucking panel of cis gays discussing what trans people did to deserve genocide. Cool.
"Holy Father! This young asexual nun took away our porn! We can only handle the celibate life with a little help. Also, she's pretty which tempts some of us. Please, please take her away!!
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Donald Trump rapes children. Bill Clinton does as well. Hillary knows what Bill has done, and ran cover for him his entire career. In 2016, America had a terrible choice between two sociopaths. I hate reading people pining for HRC. She's just a different flavour of awful.
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disc horse bot@horsedisc.bsky.social · last mo.Most orchestras in Dorley Hall are SocDem and immoral
You could put a semi-sentient lump of cheese behind the Resolute Desk and it would outscore Andrew Johnson... Having half a Johnson* is... quite an accomplishment for Trump *this was unintentional, but I'll go ahead and leave it like this 😜
✙ 𝐃𝐨𝐜 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧 - 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 🇨🇦 🇬🇱 🖇️ 𝟾𝟼𝟺𝟽@unauthorizedbeast.bsky.social · 2mo agoAnd in last place is…. FAILURE 47!!
"officers saw two subjects and a child fleeing from the store into a vehicle" this is what you read when yte media doesn't ask any questions... when they avoid investigating to find out what happened. in the USA, if i leave a store, I'm leaving. in Nordic countries, some might say I'm fleeing
"A sufficiently advanced autistic person's thoughts are indistinguishable from AI" - SKR (me :P )
Give him some cheese that way, he can be a proper surrender monkey :P
So very tired. But I made a late bank run to shift money to pay rent (and now the USA bills can't be paid, oops). Ate dinner after return (9pm), so can't sleep until 3 hours past (cos of some intestinal issue -> reflux). idk how to stay up... tempted to elevate the bed like mad and YOLO it...
Camacho had a better plan for the reflecting pool than Trump. Jet skis >>> swamp o death 😜
I keep forgetting that this platform is for people with ADHD, and *not, not, NOT* for people with autism. The character limits on posts is... hard. I'm used to reddit where I can post a one page academic paper with references... and people actually read it... and ask questions. Here? blocked 😜😭
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This is in response to someone telling the Epstein *victims* that they need to name names. No, just ask E. Jean Carroll how safe she feels under this regime...
Suomikim@suomikim.bsky.social · 2mo agoNaming names in this environment means that the government investigates *you*. You don't like the gov't? Don't ask for labor from other people; do it yourself cowboy.
A thread. I know more history than this, ofc. But its important to start with history, and not work ones way from the present backwards.
Suomikim@suomikim.bsky.social · 2mo agoPeople who are born yesterday might think this way... Governments, corporations, religions and militaries keep their power by scapegoating... they give the people someone to hate so that their own hoarding of riches goes unnoticed and/or is seen as needed to protect from "the other".
If you struggle to understand what the AI tells you, then you have no hope of actually understanding the writings of people with autism (like me). If something I write makes you mad (and I get blocked a lot, so...) then calm yourself down, breathe, and read it again slowly...