🟢: "E-Everyone, forgive-a my bro. He's-a... very particular about pizza toppings."

🔴: "UUUUUuuuuuuugh... why must-a today be the day when everyone's unhinged pizza takes sprout up again!?"

【マルク】@wishes-of-control.bsky.social · 3mo ago

"...Me?"

🔴: "I'm-a sorry, but Mario can't be in-a the same ROOM as-a these.... pizza heathens!"

𝑩𝑨𝒀𝑶𝑵𝑬𝑻𝑻𝑨 🌙@mysteriousdestiny.bsky.social · 3mo ago

"My, not even a 'please'? You must be especially distraught if someone like you isn't asking properly... And even if I wanted to, memory erasure isn't on my resume, mustache~."

🔴: "No, eetsa NOT! WHO PUTS MARSHMALLOWS ON A PIZZA PIE!?"

【マルク】@wishes-of-control.bsky.social · 3mo ago

"Whaaaat? It's just an ordinary pizza!" *Yeah, an ordinary pizza... for a clown... nay, the ENTIRE CIRCUS...*

🔴: "Miss-a Bayonetta, ya gotta help-a me out here! Use-a your timey-wimey powers to erase Mario's-a mind so I won't have to remember seeing these-a pizza crimes!"

𝑩𝑨𝒀𝑶𝑵𝑬𝑻𝑻𝑨 🌙@mysteriousdestiny.bsky.social · 3mo ago

"I didn't know there could be such... 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 topping choices for a pizza."

"𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐠𝐨𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐬, 𝑵𝑶𝑾?" 🪞 #RP / #SFWRP / #KidIcarusRP / #NintendoRP / #MVRP / #SSBRP / #RPSky / #ParodySky🪞 A (mostly) SFW RP account for Dark Pit, from 'Kid Icarus!' You may also know him from a little niche series: 'Super Smash Bros.' 🪽(More Info in replies Below)🪽

"𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘧 𝘐 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘧𝘪𝘵𝘴." "𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒐𝒚𝒔 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒏𝒊𝒄𝒆, 𝒕𝒐𝒐~." / #mvrp / #bskyrp / #bayonettarp / #segarp / #nintendorp / #ssbrp / #smashbrosrp /

🔴: ".....mmm, no. Fish on-a pizza isn't... a crime, per say. Mario just-a no likey."

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐲 𝐅𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐃𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐧@thekittyoflight.bsky.social · 3mo ago

And you all give me some flak when I enjoyed one of those foods with fish as a topping.

🔴: "Kirby, buddy, pal, paisano. No."

𝓚𝐢𝐫𝐛𝐲@ebullientvoid.bsky.social · 3mo ago

⠀⠀ “I got pizza...” ⠀⠀

🔴: "I- WH- I LEAVE with this-a garbage, and I COME-A BACK to this-a garbage! TIME IS A FLAT CIRCLE."

【マルク】@wishes-of-control.bsky.social · 3mo ago

"Hmph, pathetic..." "I only eat the best pizzas..." *IS THAT A PIZZA WITH PEEPS ON IT!?!?*

🔴"YAHOO!"🟢

"𝙉𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣'𝙨 𝙜𝙤𝙣𝙣𝙖 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙥 𝙪𝙨!" "𝘼𝙨 𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙨 𝙬𝙚'𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙤𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧!" 🔧 #RP / #SFWRP / #MarioRP / #SuperMarioRP / #NintendoRP / #MVRP / #SSBRP / #SmashRP / #RPSky / #ParodySky 🪠

Mario & Luigi!@super-bros.bsky.social · 10mo ago

🔧" 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘨 '𝘦𝘮? - 𝙒𝙚'𝙡𝙡 𝙘𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙧 '𝙚𝙢! "🪠

"Mama mia... what-a day is it..? How long was-a Mario out for..?"

💫 𝑰𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒑𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒚𝒂𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝑴𝒆𝒕𝒂 𝑲𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑲𝒊𝒓𝒃𝒚 𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔. 💫 𝑺𝑭𝑾 𝒘/ 𝒐𝒄𝒄𝒂𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒍 𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒔 💫 𝑴𝒊𝒏𝒐𝒓𝒔, 𝑷𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝑳𝒆𝒘𝒅𝒔, 𝒅𝒐 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕 💫 #KirbyRP #NintendoRP #SSBRP #SmashRP #MVRP 💫

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕷𝖔𝖓𝖊 𝕾𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖉𝖘𝖒𝖆𝖓@truemetaknightmare.bsky.social · 8mo ago

"𝓢𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝓶𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓰𝓽𝓱, 𝓹𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝓸𝓷𝓮."

"Thank-a the lord. I may have misjudged you, Disney. Now no one in their right will eat-a that slop..."

Disney@parodydisney.bsky.social · 9mo ago

🐭“I own the rights to the Pineapple on Pizza. Ha ha.”

Mario yesterday (and anytime) opinions on pizza toppings are shared-

Yet Another Quote Bot.@aestheticalquotes.bsky.social · 9mo ago

"THAT MOTHERFUCKER- I'M GONNA PUT HIM IN THE GROUND, TEAR HIS FUCKIN GUTS OUT AND SHOVE EM DOWN HIS THROAT-"

"That's-a probably Mario's-a fault... h-his pizza-pinions were-a the talk of the town for a bit.."

𝐋𝐄𝐓'𝐒 𝐃𝐎 𝐈𝐓‼️@variableweapons.bsky.social · 9mo ago

“Why are we still talking about pizza? If you want a pizza why don’t you just order one?”

"PIZZA THIS, PIZZA THAT, PIZZA THE HECK OUTTA ME! MARIO'S-A SO DONE! LUIGI, YOU GO OUT THERE TO THOSE... THOSE... UUUUUUUUGH!" Mario stormed off, leaving ol' Loogi to future responses for the night, it seems..? "...o-okay."

"YOU TOO, PAISANA!? MARIO ISN'T LAUGHING-"

Lola Pop 🍭@candyclownie.bsky.social · 9mo ago

<---...actually, for real, despite everything.... ... ...likes pineapple on pizza-

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Mario is gonna go up there and break that big ol' emerald.

It's Knuckles.@ekiduna-nakkuruzu.bsky.social · 9mo ago

...grapes on pizza sounds gooooooood....

"...breathe Mario, eet'sa just a cat thingy... of-a course it likes fish on pizza... let it-a go..."

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐲 𝐅𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐃𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐧@thekittyoflight.bsky.social · 9mo ago

❝What?❞

"...Luigi thinks eet'sa not that bad.!" "Mario has no brother."

Ashe@puckishrogue.bsky.social · 9mo ago

"Spicy chicken pizza or barbecue chicken pizza are PEAK."

"MARIO'S-A HEART IS CRUMBLING-"

Kirby!@hoshi-no-kaabii.bsky.social · 9mo ago

"But Fish is good... and Pizza is good... so together, they'd be tastier! Pepoh!" :D

"Oh yeah? The classic Pepperoni & mozzarella with a bit of-a provolone, with-a extra garlic, a bit of-a black olives- Ooh, Luigi likes-a mushroom even though I don't, but eets'a acceptable- along with other acceptable toppings if-a I feel risky, cooked in a fiery oven to Gold Coin Perfection! Mwah!"

【マルク】@wishes-of-control.bsky.social · 9mo ago

"Hey now hold up! you keep criticizing us for OUR pizza toppings... so riddle me this, what's YOUR go-to pizza toppings? huh?"