A snake crawled out of the grass. “If Toad looks funny in his bathing suit,” said the snake, “then I, for one, want to see him.”
nothing is better than buying a shirt on a whim, completely forgetting you did it, and having it show up a week later
[DR IAN MALCOM] bird creates egg Bird poops egg Man eats egg Man poops Man creates....bird
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"The apotheosis of insanity.” For the 20th anniversary of 30 Rock, I went deep on my favorite thing about it: all the fake shows, movies, and songs. With help from Tina Fey. www.theringer.com/2026/10/08/t...
From ‘MILF Island’ to ‘The Rural Juror’: Inside the Fake World of ‘30 Rock’
Nothing explains the greatness of the NBC sitcom—which premiered 20 years ago—like its TV, movie, and song parodies. “They were a treat to write,” says Tina Fey.
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Let’s all take a moment to appreciate the absolute best way to exit a conversation ever.
Wonder if a dodgers beat writer is gonna break their arm on the brewers slide again
Were gonna need to claw all this back
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Republicans Against Trumpism@rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social · 4d agoNEW: An ABC News analysis found that defense companies backed by Donald Trump’s sons have now raked in more than $6 billion in active or promised government contracts since those investments were made. abcnews.com/Politics/tru...
Choosing accounting out of all things is pretty funny, but also considering that these guys are all white collar criminals, they don't like accountants
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d agoJD Vance on H-1B recipients: "It's one thing if you were to bring in a person like Elon Musk. I think 99% of American citizens look at somebody like Elon Musk and say, 'if that person wants to come in and build something great in the US, we support that.' But if you're bringing in an accountant... "
Learning that they put baseball cards inside baseball cards now
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Were-Gumby@superba.bsky.social · 4d ago**TRUMPETS INTENSIFY**