As a not-so-friendly reminder, please do not do bumps off the toilet seat lids in the restrooms. Thank you.
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whoever ate the last donut in the break room You’re dead to me
Fire exits might seem silly with a bunch of superheroes in the building, but code says we gotta keep it clear.
𝕋𝕣𝕦𝕖 𝕄𝕠𝕖𝕓𝕚𝕦𝕤@the-endless-now.bsky.social · 7mo ago“I’ll move it”
To whoever parked their motorcycle in front of the fire exit, move it or it will be towed.
//: Follow my Jon Kent account or I’m gonna push you
𝐽𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝐾𝑒𝑛𝑡, 𝑆𝑢𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑛@legacyofsteel.bsky.social · 7mo ago𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑟 ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑡𝑒𝑐𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑙𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝐹𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢.
𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑟 ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑡𝑒𝑐𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑙𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝐹𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢.
𝐽𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝐾𝑒𝑛𝑡, 𝑆𝑢𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑛@legacyofsteel.bsky.social · 7mo ago
not until the person who filled the toilets with espresso admits to it
* 𝑷𝑺𝑰𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑰𝑪.@psioniics.bsky.social · 7mo agowill you put back the espresso maker in the break room .ᐣ
I’m going to publish your search history
𝙈𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙖 𝘽𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝@mecha-bob-bob.bsky.social · 7mo agoIts the weekend, call again on Monday.
//: I will be driving in about an hour so replies will be scarce until tonight.
I’m just the social media manager but I’m gonna guess Supergirl won’t have trouble getting a job! Well, she might if she calls me bitch again.
a man in a gucci shirt is holding a purse and says " period "
ALT: a man in a gucci shirt is holding a purse and says " period "
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𝑮𝒊𝒓𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒆𝒍@karawot.bsky.social · 8mo agoBitch, can I join too? I'm in debt here, I need a job!
//: interact with my Junkrat or suffer my curse @bombvoyage.bsky.social
//: I unfortunately don’t have time rn to make more of the stats but figured that would be the next best thing, for an @. And if you’ve been a member, please feel free to like it.
Why are there so many kissing booths in SDN don’t you guys have work to do?
//: I realized I hadn’t been following people on this account. My b
@themightyjaguar.bsky.social Ring ring. That’s destiny calling—. Oh, nope, it’s SDN.
Okay, apparently, someone laced the coffee with NyQuil and Benadryl. They are sleeping soundly. Sorry for any discomforting messages.
If you need assistance, please contact a dispatcher!
\Freddy/@reaperinhiding.bsky.social · 8mo agoIm scared-
Is everyone having a good day? The weekend is going strong! Sometimes the best thing to do is nothing! Especially if I have been stressed by life. Eventually, if you don’t you’ll burn out. So, let yourself take breaks! You’re important to this company! Only you make SDN great! Understand?