Surrender Index

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Calculates how cowardly every NFL Punt is, based off "The search for the saddest punt in the world" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9H9LwGmc-0) by […] [bridged from https://tomkahe.com/@surrender_index on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]

SEA decided to punt to DAL from the SEA 47 on 4th & 7 with 8:32 remaining in the 4th while losing 7 to 17. With a Surrender Index of 7.34, this punt ranks at the 90th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 89th percentile of all punts since 1999.

DAL decided to punt to SEA from the DAL 29 on 4th & 5 with 11:06 remaining in the 4th while winning 17 to 7. With a Surrender Index of 0.6, this punt ranks at the 21st percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 20th percentile of all punts since 1999.

DAL decided to punt to SEA from the DAL 31 on 4th & 13 with 3:19 remaining in the 3rd while winning 17 to 7. With a Surrender Index of 0.2, this punt ranks at the 0th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 0th percentile of all punts since 1999.

SEA decided to punt to DAL from the SEA 32 on 4th & 3 with 6:19 remaining in the 3rd while losing 7 to 17. With a Surrender Index of 2.74, this punt ranks at the 77th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 73rd percentile of all punts since 1999.

PHI decided to punt to BAL from the PHI 15 on 4th & 17 with 10:08 remaining in the 4th while losing 0 to 17. With a Surrender Index of 1.62, this punt ranks at the 62nd percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 59th percentile of all punts since 1999.

PHI decided to punt to BAL from the PHI 25 on 4th & 9 with 3:13 remaining in the 3rd while losing 0 to 10. With a Surrender Index of 1.62, this punt ranks at the 63rd percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 59th percentile of all punts since 1999.

PHI decided to punt to BAL from the PHI 22 on 4th & 16 with 8:31 remaining in the 3rd while losing 0 to 10. With a Surrender Index of 0.64, this punt ranks at the 30th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 28th percentile of all punts since 1999.

SEA decided to punt to DAL from the SEA 35 on 4th & 11 with 5:04 remaining in the 1st while winning 7 to 0. With a Surrender Index of 0.2, this punt ranks at the 0th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 0th percentile of all punts since 1999.

DAL decided to punt to SEA from the DAL 26 on 4th & 9 with 6:03 remaining in the 1st while losing 0 to 7. With a Surrender Index of 1.6, this punt ranks at the 54th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 55th percentile of all punts since 1999.

PHI decided to punt to BAL from the BAL 46 on 4th & 12 with 5:08 remaining in the 2nd while losing 0 to 7. With a Surrender Index of 4.3, this punt ranks at the 87th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 82nd percentile of all punts since 1999.

PHI decided to punt to BAL from the PHI 17 on 4th & 3 with 12:13 remaining in the 2nd while tied 0 to 0. With a Surrender Index of 1.6, this punt ranks at the 55th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 55th percentile of all punts since 1999.

BAL decided to punt to PHI from the 50 on 4th & 6 with 13:32 remaining in the 2nd while tied 0 to 0. With a Surrender Index of 3.11, this punt ranks at the 79th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 75th percentile of all punts since 1999.

PHI decided to punt to BAL from the PHI 36 on 4th & 5 with 1:49 remaining in the 1st while tied 0 to 0. With a Surrender Index of 1.2, this punt ranks at the 49th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 47th percentile of all punts since 1999.

BAL decided to punt to PHI from the BAL 42 on 4th & 6 with 3:08 remaining in the 1st while tied 0 to 0. With a Surrender Index of 1.45, this punt ranks at the 53rd percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 53rd percentile of all punts since 1999.

PHI decided to punt to BAL from the PHI 43 on 4th & 6 with 6:43 remaining in the 1st while tied 0 to 0. With a Surrender Index of 1.6, this punt ranks at the 55th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 55th percentile of all punts since 1999.

PHI decided to punt to BAL from the PHI 32 on 4th & 7 with 12:26 remaining in the 1st while tied 0 to 0. With a Surrender Index of 0.8, this punt ranks at the 34th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 30th percentile of all punts since 1999.

JAX decided to punt to NO from the JAX 15 on 4th & 4 with 2:00 remaining in the 4th while winning 24 to 20. With a Surrender Index of 0.6, this punt ranks at the 22nd percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 20th percentile of all punts since 1999.

NO decided to punt to JAX from the NO 46 on 4th & 12 with 2:28 remaining in the 4th while losing 20 to 24. With a Surrender Index of 7.81, this punt ranks at the 90th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 90th percentile of all punts since 1999.

NO decided to punt to JAX from the NO 19 on 4th & 10 with 7:46 remaining in the 4th while winning 20 to 17. With a Surrender Index of 0.2, this punt ranks at the 0th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 0th percentile of all punts since 1999.

KC decided to punt to LAR from the LAR 46 on 4th & 11 with 10:02 remaining in the 4th while losing 9 to 13. With a Surrender Index of 11.7, this punt ranks at the 95th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 93rd percentile of all punts since 1999.

KC decided to punt to LAR from the KC 6 on 4th & 21 with 14:38 remaining in the 4th while winning 9 to 6. With a Surrender Index of 0.2, this punt ranks at the 0th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 0th percentile of all punts since 1999.

LAR decided to punt to KC from the LAR 34 on 4th & 8 with 1:33 remaining in the 3rd while losing 6 to 9. With a Surrender Index of 2.44, this punt ranks at the 76th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 70th percentile of all punts since 1999.

LAR decided to punt to KC from the LAR 28 on 4th & 4 with 10:05 remaining in the 3rd while tied 6 to 6. With a Surrender Index of 1.23, this punt ranks at the 51st percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 51st percentile of all punts since 1999.

KC decided to punt to LAR from the KC 42 on 4th & 3 with 13:04 remaining in the 3rd while tied 6 to 6. With a Surrender Index of 1.94, this punt ranks at the 69th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 63rd percentile of all punts since 1999.

JAX decided to punt to NO from the JAX 45 on 4th & 8 with 1:17 remaining in the 2nd while losing 6 to 17. With a Surrender Index of 1.93, this punt ranks at the 69th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 63rd percentile of all punts since 1999.

NO decided to punt to JAX from the NO 14 on 4th & 10 with 4:54 remaining in the 2nd while winning 10 to 6. With a Surrender Index of 0.2, this punt ranks at the 0th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 0th percentile of all punts since 1999.

JAX decided to punt to NO from the JAX 48 on 4th & 12 with 5:44 remaining in the 2nd while losing 6 to 10. With a Surrender Index of 1.71, this punt ranks at the 63rd percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 60th percentile of all punts since 1999.

LAR decided to punt to KC from the LAR 18 on 4th & 2 with 14:14 remaining in the 2nd while winning 3 to 0. With a Surrender Index of 0.8, this punt ranks at the 34th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 30th percentile of all punts since 1999.

NO decided to punt to JAX from the NO 17 on 4th & 1 with 3:13 remaining in the 1st while winning 7 to 0. With a Surrender Index of 1.0, this punt ranks at the 44th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 43rd percentile of all punts since 1999.

KC decided to punt to LAR from the 50 on 4th & 12 with 0:18 remaining in the 1st while losing 0 to 3. With a Surrender Index of 2.07, this punt ranks at the 70th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 65th percentile of all punts since 1999.