animæcapsa
@suspended.life
🏳️⚧️, ⚢, 🌈♾️, ❤♾️, & ancient ~10 souls witch of empty spaces My posts are more non-fiction than you would think. DMs open. Our doll: @kitsu.love Our familiar: @mousey.art Our brat: @splitgillstudio.bsky.social
I have an alter who can draw and I am still struggling to comprehend this.
More than 50% of online comments are bots now. I don't know if that's really true, i just saw it in a comment. So statistically it was probably a bot so it probably isn't true.
f; Found a typo in my code. `if (sleep != 8) { exhausted(); }` `!=` should be `<`
We have a little alter who is a ghost. In headspace, he makes pipes creak, walls thump. He makes weird noises at weird times of the day and causes general mischief that is neither dramatic nor ignorable. He is the slightest inconvenience and it is both cute and annoying.
k; hey kids, wanna get high? come into this small room! *presses top floor elevator button and runs away*
k; i purchased a full set of human organs and the unboxing experience was craaaaazy.
k; lego sets are just ikea propaganda to get our kids started young
k; told my therapist i love the reaction i get when i tell people "good girl." that is when she saw fit to tell me about that one time i told her how good it was she rides her bike to the office. i am still blushing. pretty sure she is blushing too. god i hope she never finds my bluesky.
k; i imagine the feeling a cat gets sitting in a box is the same feeling a human gets when they stand on a really big rock.
f; (true story, slightly out of context) Doll: It would be a little less satisfying if Miss' body was cold. Witch: ... Doll: ...is that how one does flirting?
k; what's that you say? personality is more important than looks? bitch i have a personality disorder you need to appreciate my tiddies
If robots fold clothes and wash dishes, we won't get leisure in exchange. Capitalism will find a way to sell that time back to you at interest. Unless the people own the tools, every gain in efficiency becomes someone else’s dividend.
automation powerful enough to abolish scarcity ends up producing the most efficient scarcity ever made fuck capitalism
f; this is how dolls get misplaced Witch: Dear, can that one turn off the lights when it's done cleaning? doll: Yes, Miss. doll is then found hours later sitting alone in the dark, waiting for the next instruction
f; Video: "This is how you defend yourself from a gay man with rizz." Puppy: OH at first I thought he said "ribs!" n: Yeah, a woman never came from him.
n; This morning with @mousey.art Familiar, comes in out of the cold, dives into the bed, hands freezing, and starts knocking on my cooch: "let me in, let me in LET MEEEE IIIIIN!!!"
n; As springtime approaches, crushing suicidal thoughts give way to more lighthearted, care-free suicidal thoughts.
f; Witch: Will that one be nice to me when I'm old and senile? Doll: This one's already nice to miss! Witch: ...hey that's mean! Don't pick on the elderly!
f; with @defective.pet Miss: Please bring in my refrigerated package Puppy: There's nothing on the package that says to refrigerate it now ... so I put it in the oven Miss: ... Puppy: Lying is fun. Miss: ... Miss: I need to tighten your collar.
k; so many people are afraid of leading but can spot a cum stain from half a continent away and decide that the best way to get their rocks off is to vote for it
f; Friend: How's life? Me: Downs and ups, man. All's well that ends well! Friend: ... Me: ... Friend: ... are you okay?
n; What happens when a transwoman sees her shadow? 6 more weeks of electrolysis.
witch/doll, pain kink, magic, fedi xpost Witch who likes to remind their doll how helpless it is by making a brief jolt of pain run through its frame x doll that gives its witch a longing look each morning, asking for a taste of their power
m; Puppy: Miss! Bills are scary! It's too much, why is this so hard? Miss, pulling puppy's collar to the wall and getting REAL close: I know. But Miss is scarier. Puppy: *melts down the wall and pants heavily* Miss: We'll play when bills are done.