I really love it when guys walk around the suburbs with no shirt on and camo pants. It's so whimsical and sexy

romcom idea: 2 cishet men roommates accidentally bang the same girl. she gets preg but wants to focus on career so she leaves the kid at the doorstep. they learn to raise a kid as 2 het guys, heartwarming! but the kid grows up into a horrific serial killer cuz they're immature cishet bro guys

I'm a fricking gay faggot