Tina R
@svroyster.bsky.social
Super Hero Power: Able to leap to conclusions faster than the Flash 2025 - I will continue to be a menace
Originally from Boston, moved out to San Diego for the Weather. Love pineapple on my pizza, filthy dirty gin martinis and then taste of matches.
nai 🍂@astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 3mo ago1. Introduce yourself without telling me your name, your age or your job.
My most favorite bumper sticker: Jesus would slap the sh*t out of you I don’t know where they got it I don’t know where the driver is from But one thing for sure is They Black
Thank you Universe - I’m not complaining I’ve been working on my manifestations for income and the universe has answered. I’M NOT COMPLAINING. I just need moment to breath while gulping. I’M NOT COMPLAINING. Thank you Universe. Thank you!
Netflix movie The Last House Y’all who greenlit this bs? The acting is horrible. The only Black people are an old couple that dies FIRST. The “cute girl” is wise beyond her years. They send the kids to the den after the dead ppl die but not with the knife lady? Come on now!
Things you can’t do in your parents home # 215 Sleep in the nude. In my own damn house, I walk around in my birthday suit. In my parent’s house, not acceptable. Mind you, they are a lesbian couple but ain’t no way I’m about to walk about nekkid.
Mandela Effect? In the movie Legion (2010) the fallen angel Michael is asked by one of the demons or one of the cage surviors what is his name and he responds I am Legion, for we are many Am I misremembering that? I was certain it was in the trailer for the movie but it was no where to be found.
This scares me about so many people I know, but man-made scarcity is so rampant that it's increasingly necessary
Cognitive Cunt@meelajay.blacksky.app · 4mo agoWhen I was about 6 or 7 yrs old, and I heard about how my heart grandad worked himself to death, I dreamt of never having to work By the time I was 10, I believed I didn't want to be rich bc I knew I wasn't willing to go to lengths (that other ppl do) to get it lol
Needing Drinking Friends Hey Family. I'm in Boston, taking care of my parents and aunt (health scares; they are better). I'm looking for folx who like brown liquor, type shit. I'm queer, 55, short, funny as fuck, a bit of a klepto (but good kind only!). Do a bit of 420. Wine ain't cutting it for me
PicMagic - You dirty HOE. I hope your server catches FIRE after a power outage! Who the FUQ is this nigga! That does not look like me, BISH!
LinkedIn. LINKEDIN CORPORATION. If you send me ONE MORE job listing for a closed application. I will cancel you so fast like you owe money to the cable company! You hear me?! Now act like you got some damn sense and find me a real job.
It’s spring. The sun is setting later, the temps are rising and f@cking Deanna is on her bullshit, sitting outside my window, singing her song at buttcrack am! SHUT-UP! I’m trying to sleep!!
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Kan'tye West calling for the Felon and the Nazi to stop beefin' “Broooos please noooooo,” he wrote on X, Musk’s platform, with an emoji of two individuals hugging one another. “We love you both so much.” First of all: who's WE? "We" who? No WE don't. Burn all they shiz down.
Sooooooo...I just applied for a job at a place that calls themselves...MoFo. Yes. MoFo. That is what they call themselves. I REALLY WANT TO WORK THERE. *Ring, ring - Good Afternoon, thanks for calling this MoFo. And I will answer the phone just like that.
Going to Boston in December. Return trip delayed due to mother nature doing her thang. "Had to" stay at least another week, then go sick, for a 3 week vaca.
FFS. Gurl, wtf, I just wanted to have a quiet fucking Sunday, not spend the whole day with you and your stupidity.
I need to see the whole video and another one from a different angle.
Calicious🧉🤌🏿@calishacold.bsky.social · 2y agoDamn he been doing that for years
❗️Niggas(black men in particular this time)❗️ Step into my office. 🗣️ Stop acting *like that* and go to the damn doctor!! Your health is NOT worth you trying to be “manly” I promise. I will make this my life’s mission as a provider and scream it from the mountain tops.
Today was a rollercoaster of a day It started with being told that I might have my hours and salary cut and turned hourly or I might not have my employee contract renewed. It ended with an hour gentle yoga class.
Boy if you think his supporters are anti-kid diddling, have I got news for you.
Grumpy-ish Brian🏴🇪🇺🇮🇪@brian770.bsky.social · 2y agoPlease share the fuck out of this, something has to matter to his supporters 🤬
Ok, ok hear me out...fleece line mittens with a little pocket for either your buspass or coffee money.
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Capt. Kandy Christmas ⚓️🎅🏾@captkandy.blacksky.app · 2y agoFleece lined pockets
Anything earthy - sandalwood, patchouli, vetiver
Toni RAXton@deelo502.bsky.social · 2y agoThat Strawberry Pound Cake from B&BW 😮💨
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A/k/a Street Teats@cherrylimenerd.blacksky.app · 2y agoNah. Only a certain demographic doesn’t get the jokes because they’re coming over here inserting themselves into spaces uninvited & then get the screwface because they’re the butt of the jokes (hint: it’s not #BlackSky🤷🏾♀️)