Swagmage420
@swagmage420.bsky.social
PART TIME MENACE FULL TIME FAGGOT 🤪🥳🥳🥳
Cracked oomf last night thusly ruining his hole for Sydney men sawrry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The autumn winds are cold, I like the way it bites my face, lost my guasha somewhere in the laundry that’s a shame, still get mildly triggered every time I remember the way she’d touchy god damn food constantly so ew ew ew ew anyways uhh life could be worse lmao
Time 2 clock in 4 my shift at the fake real ass bitch factory
Freak bitch who sent a company wide email to her well company to pressure us into selling sandwiches daily is back like how the fuck did she make it passed the gates of hell??? Hate ha
Had to delete tonight by pinkpantheress off my phone because that freak wouldn’t stop singing the chorus at me and it makes my skin crawl now lmao
Accidentally viewing the story of a bitch u can’t stand 👎👎👎
Not our flop ex chef popping in for a visit bitch we fired you for stealing
I decided a long time ago that despite having a realistic opinion of myself, people not fucking with me is a sign of flawed character and lives are better improved when ur on my side :3
I feel less like crying today lmao that’s good I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Wait staff should be able to tell customers to fuck off 20 minutes before closing time like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Never have a felt more love from friends than being dragged like this lmfao
Really cute guy or slash possible nonbinary came in for an iced coffee today
Today wasn’t bad but it wasn’t great also I am owed a great debt now which I will collect for
Grown man having a bitch and a moan about coconut water please find your balls and reattach them to your body and gtfo my face
New coworker that turned out not to be a vibe suggested this alty graphic novel for me to read, first fuckin page is a lady making out with her cat and then proceeds to be like vignettes of like vulgar stories about losers, maybe it’s because I don’t like her anymore but like this shit is ass omfg
Disassociating on command would be a pretty neat skill tbh
Disassociating on command would be a pretty neat skill tbh
Been posting on close friends purely to hide from THAT person lmao three more days
Maybe I’m crazy but I believe their is such a thing as coming on too strong too fast even in a platonic sense, saying “I love you” and “I’ll miss you” when you haven’t even known me for more than a month gives me like the major ick what the fuuuuuuck
Four more days (not counting the long weekend) and this shit is over, god I had no idea how good I had it going to work and being chill and level with everyone lmfao
Not to be corny but one lesson I’m probably going have to keep learning is not to ignore my own feelings of discomfort lmao 😅
Witchcraft and devilry is afoot… something very very fishy is going on astrologically speaking
