Audrey
@sweetaudrey.bsky.social
flutist, teacher, leather seamstress, property manager, good trouble maker, healthcare & public transportation enthusist
I’m working on a surprise for you guys. I’d love to tell you what it is, but then it wouldn’t be a surprise. So I’ll just give you a hint: ASMR for lunatic idiots is on the hot burner.
I’m not gonna smile or talk all weekend. I’m just going to drink beer & practice bass lines.
This is why I’ve banned the sun from my condo. It’s been like this forever and there’s no end in sight.
Here's a look at today's forecast
It’s cold beer time. Also, don’t forget to watch Grandmaster Flash livestream at noon EST. 🍻 www.youtube.com/channel/UCIW...
Grandmaster Flash
The Official YouTube Channel for the legendary Grandmaster Flash! The first DJ to make the turntable an instrument.
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Oh this guy is fucked now. The Philly cops & the Philly DA are gonna go hard on him. Never a good idea to fuck with Philly. www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsEf...
Philly Police Identify 'Chucky' Mask Suspect
YouTube video by Inside Edition
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“Well, let’s see if he could fight. And he couldn’t.” www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3Y_...
Woman kicks man who was 'terrorizing' people in a 'Chucky doll' mask
YouTube video by ABC7
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I’m having a beer & thinking about the guy who invented leaf blowers.
Ooh the drama! This evening dress feels as if it is demanding of attention with its oversized sparkling swirls and aqua silk underskirt. It is some parts sheer, some parts obscured. Created by Worth c1912 @ngvmelbourne.bsky.social #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
I taught 35 classes this week. The smiling & talking is officially closed for the weekend.
JFC get a cool hobby. Learn to play guitar. Join a baseball team. Make a replica of a Chinese junk ship. You have so many options.
During the stream, Clavicular reiterated that opinion to Master: “I almost consider lookmaxxing as, like, the antithesis of incel culture because it’s about escaping celibacy. You’re trying to ascend to be able to get girls, live a normal life, be a social person.”
holy shit that is a lot of kids that aren’t going to school
Millions of American children are regularly missing class. Nearly a quarter of American children did not show up for school regularly last year, data shows.
something something destroying western culture
The White House is attempting to declare imported trumpets, tubas and trombones as “national security threats.”
Hmmm My gut reaction is that maybe AI is good again. If these losers are spending all their time with their dude-created AI girlfriends, maybe they’ll leave actual women alone.
Here's a fake cam girl a man who goes by "Scotty Pimp" made during his course on getting rich quick off creating AI models. “We are marketing a girl, right?” The irony? The creators are men. The customers are men. Behind every flirty post or DM is another man. www.playboy.com/read/sex-rel...
lmao this guy. I swear, big money breaks people’s brains. Now he’s just another broke loser hahahaha
Surprising no one, election denier Mike Lindell sees "anomalies" in his 10+ point loss in Minnesota's GOP primary election for governor. www.peoplefor.org/rightwingwat...
Do you guys trim back or prune your container plants? What are your thoughts on this matter?