3,756th Reminder. Parties & politicians don’t “give THEIR preferences” to anyone. YOU give YOUR preferences to whoever you want. Parties/pollies SUGGEST where your preferences go. That’s it. #auspol #voting

Peter fucking Dutton. Are you fucking serious? Fuck you Labor. Fuck you. #auspol

Ben Carroll sounding exactly the fucken same as Crisafulli. Fuck off. He’s got about as much charisma as a bag of shit. Really not looking forward to the LNP/ON coalition. We’re fucked. #VICpol

What’s with the AI backdrop? #abcnews #newsbreakfast

MTG on #abc730 again. This time saying pop. right and pop. left support the same issues. Maybe MTG, but we are against it for the “it’s wrong to kill kids” part not the “it’s wrong because they’re Jewish” part like your side. You can still get fucked you pro-life nutjob.

“Was Abdul El Sayed the best candidate?” asks John Barron. Fucking seriously? Considering what Stevens did? Fuck me. You were the sensible one. Were. #abcnews #USpol

I’ve said it before and undoubtedly I’ll say it again. Fuck you #RBA.

I really love this horse so I’m going to force it to run around in a circle with other horses with weights in its saddle while a small person whips it. Sure it might get a bullet to the head of it falls over but who wouldn’t do that for the things they love? #NupToTheCup

I’m no economist but to me “sticky inflation” seems like a euphemism for “profiteering”. #RBA #auspol

Fuck you’re a flog Probyn. Fuck. Off. #auspol

The Labor Political Party can get fucked. #auspol

What’s with the current trend in app design that has moved all the most used/useful UI elements from within easy thumb reach at the bottom of the screen to out of thumb reach at the top? It really sucks. #UXUI #1stworldproblems

Oh the Plane trees will blind a sneezy rider… #hayfever

Saying “That’s not us. That doesn’t happen here.” kind of ignores the fucking obvious really. It did happen here. It was one of “us”.

If a horse gets injured racing they should euthanise the jockey as well. #banhorseracing

If there are two words Angus fucken Taylor should never say they are “hapless treasurer”. Projection much? #auspol

Making architectural models. My job was to dip pins into glue then green fuzz to make trees. I lasted a morning.

Better Things Are Possible@internethippo.bsky.social · 4w ago

In honor of the fired lady tell me about your shortest job tenure. I worked at a candy store for less than 2 weeks when I was like 16

What a disgusting piece of shit of a “human”. So fucken proud.

ABC News Australia@news.abc.net.au · 4w ago

Missing schoolgirl Marilyn Wallman's skull used as ashtray at pub, inquest hears

It Came From Outer Space for Tax Purposes

Ward Q. Normal (he/him)@wardqnormal.bsky.social · 4w ago

I Am Legend for Tax Purposes

No Country For Old Men for Tax Purposes

Patrick S. Tomlinson@stealthygeek.bsky.social · 4w ago

Being John Malkovich for Tax Purposes

Those are some well rehearsed hand gestures there Minister Wells. #auspol #NPC

Will Katie Z last longer than the Mooch?

Hey #ABCNewsBreakfast & Catherine Murphy. Sure, “it’s important to note no one has been charged or arrested” but maybe also more important to acknowledge the victim? Maybe? FFS.

Frydenberg on #abc730? He’s running again. Cunt. #auspol

I’m a hopeless ambivalist.

So the mining council mouthpiece reckons what other countries do with coal we sell them is their problem? Is she aware those countries are on the same planet as us? FFS. #auspol #nonewcoal

The protest at Land Forces “descended into violence” did it James Glenday? The whole fucken thing is about violence FFS. #auspol #newsbreakfast

I was going to do my traditional Sunday evening self-flagellation, watching #Insiders, but then I saw this triumvirate of twattery & no. Just. No. #FuckNo

Um. No. Fuck off. The players don’t deserve fucking shit from me. #afl

Sometimes, all you need is someone to hold your hand and say “prrrrrr”. #cats