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headful of music, film, videogames, petrol, and Dachshund spit

Oh, so you beat a game on EASY and you think you're a real gamer?? Well... You are! And I hope you had fun doing it! All I know is that we should always celebrate gamers who play on easy or story mode just as much as those who play on hard. It's supposed to be FUN. Do it however you like. 😊

Gladiator II A fever dream episode of the Hercules TV show, with a footballer pantomiming the lead, your local high school drama club writing the script at the same time as holding the cameras, and a single sheet of tin foil responsible for set lighting and CGI effects. Ridley faxes it in. ★☆☆☆☆

"Alright Dave?! How's it going? Haven't seen you around the Zone in ages, mate." Possibly the best random npc character name I've seen yet in Stalker 2... perhaps only superceded by one Vlad Component (not pictured).

A non-player character named David Goblin in the videogame Stalker 2, wearing a gas mask and green army fatigues, sheltering inside the darkened, rusty hull of a beached ship