her highness...
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It Is Written: The Cage Will Chug The Bong Water
I am NOT letting you kids smoke this shit, by the way
... I don't have anything sexy to wear. This is the BEST you're getting. ... The other Pippins picked this out for me ... 💧
D'aww... sleep well, little one... * [ She gives them a little kiss on the forehead as she walks out of the room, dimming the light a bit for them. ]
[ By the time she finished, it seemed they were already asleep. The grip on her sleeve had loosened entirely. ]
Alright, here's one that I know from heart... * [ She clears her throat and lights a fireplace nearby using magic. ] There was once a troupe of heroes who traveled the world in search of adventure. One day, they came across a lonely king who was frenzied with fear, begging the heroes to come-
[ They didn't object, maybe that was a yes? So long as that meant someone would stay around.. ]
...heheh, alright, fine, I can stick around a little longer... * [ She's sitting next to the other... and an idea sparked in her head! ] How about a story, little one? I'm sure that will help put you to rest...
[ Tug tug. They've latched onto her. Can't leave. ]
* [ Poor thing... she's picking them up and taking them over to a small bed, tucking them in and giving them little pats on the head. ]
[ It's asleep on the floor again.. ]
I'm the Queen of Darkness and I, too, kiss women
Ah... seems like you're fine, then. * [ She sits there for a moment, gazing off into the darkness, watching the Dark Fountain rise out of the castle in the distance, sighing. ] ... you are the first person to have shown up here in a long time, child. Do you have a name...?
[ They thought about it for a moment... then didn't nod. Looked like they weren't hurt. ] [ Their feet kicked a bit while sitting on the bench. ]
* [ She sat them at a nearby bench, checking for any injuries... ] Are you hurt at all..? ... ... um, nod up and down if yes ...
... [ They took it, after a bit of hesitation. Where were they going? ]
* [ She holds her hand out, wanting the other to grab on and follow her. ] * [ For other people, the lack of a face might be unsettling, but she doesn't seem to be phased by it. ]
[ It looked at her, more confused than anything. Their head tilted and their face.. well. blank. ] ?
// at some point canon* loreti will come back for those who remember the whole deal with her.
"...ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴍʏ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ɪᴅᴇᴀꜱ ᴄᴀᴍᴇ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍꜱ." A Confection of jammy Personal portrayal of Old Man Gerson Boom. Muse goes by he/him, Mun goes by they/them. Dark or mature themes may be present. MDNI. More info will be provided below in time. "ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ʜᴇʀᴇ. ɪꜰ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴀꜱᴋꜱ -- ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ..."
Delta Rune Gerson: Pixel Art Character
Alt: Deltarune Gerson stroking his beard thoughtfully.
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ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʀᴏɴɢ ᴡᴀʏ, ɪ ɢᴇᴛ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ɪᴅᴇᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀʏ.
* [ ...strange. A Human child showing up for the first time in years, and yet... wasn't there also supposed to be a Monster? ] * [ ...nevertheless, she approaches the child and kneels down to their level. ] Are you okay, little one? You look lost... * [ Her voice was comforting and soft, being-
[ Seems kinda lost... ]
[ Suddenly ] [ It feels colder than it should. ] [ The wind blows with intent, the snow shows no signs of melting. ] [ ...But perhaps that was your imagination. ] [ There's only a doe here. Heart as cold as ice. ]
THE NEXT HUMAN OF THE PROPHECY WILL BE.... JONAH HILL!
Dude I Thought Humans Went Extinct What Is This Bullshit