Mom #Haiku No. 946 (8/13/26) I have a coupon! Splurge on mouthwash—two flavors! Fresh treats for myself.
Steve Carell: Cheers To That
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Mom #Haiku No. 945 (8/12/26) Play me The Clean. Phone presumes “The Clean Up Song.” Rock out to that too.
Tom And Jerry: House Chores
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Mom #Haiku No. 944 (8/11/26) Kid chefs create berries, lobster, and ice cream dessert quite special.
Mom #Haiku No. 943 (8/10/26) Why are you slouching? “The patriarchy,” I shrug. My PT banter.
Movies Attack Of The50ft Woman
ALT: Movies Attack Of The50ft Woman
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Mom #Haiku No. 942 (8/9/26) “Mommy! Drive faster!” Thus we learn about traffic and meditation.
Sad Penguin Stuck in Traffic
ALT: Sad Penguin Stuck in Traffic
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Mom #Haiku No. 941 (8/8/26) Dear Compression Socks, Thank you for all your support, but I must move free.
Frosta Branded White Socks
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Mom #Haiku No. 940 (8/7/26) Kid shoves us a note… I’ll punch you in the stumick! Well, she used her werds.
Mom #Haiku No. 938 (8/5/26) Grocery cart rolls. Tiny hands steer through aisle roads. Driving lessons launch.
Snoopy's Grocery Shopping
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Mom #Haiku No. 937 (8/4/26) I’m no #AI pro, but cartoons have taught me unchecked tech goes rogue.
Robot Jones Cartoon Network
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Mom #Haiku No. 936 (8/3/26) August heat steams forth. Mom chat seeks winter boot recs. Tis planning season.
Walking In The Snow Snow Teddybear
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Mom #Haiku No. 935 (8/2/26) I lug groceries while kid carries one lemon that she helped pick out.
Lemon Time
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Mom #Haiku No. 934 (8/1/26) Read haikus onstage. Share poems, sweat, and drive. Scribble one more now.
Poetry Snaps Meme
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Mom #Haiku No. 932 (7/30/26) Come in for a hug. Lost water bottle came home! Give kid a squeeze too.
Drink Water Have A Drink
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Mom #Haiku No. 931 (7/29/26) I open my mouth “I know what you’re gonna say… I can read your brain.”
She-Ra's Psychic Gaze
ALT: She-Ra's Psychic Gaze
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Mom #Haiku No. 930 (7/28/26) Three out to dinner both grownups stain our shirts. Kid’s clothes still sparkle.
Messy Eating: Food Stains on Shirts
ALT: Messy Eating: Food Stains on Shirts
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Mom #Haiku No. 928 (7/26/26) Wander through Bloomies in my discount store finest. Thread same factories.
Embracing That New Clothes Feeling
ALT: Embracing That New Clothes Feeling
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Mom #Haiku No. 927 (7/25/26) A haiku gifted! Fresh syllables to unwrap. Rhythmic birthday treat.
Claynosaurz Gift
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Mom #Haiku No. 926 (7/24/26) Unsweetened iced tea cheers to Dad on my birthday. With lemon, of course.
Mom #Haiku No. 925 (7/23/26) High five clap echoes performed with drama and flair drowned out by laughs earned
Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck High Five
ALT: Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck High Five
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Mom #Haiku No. 924 (7/21/26) Nighty night, stuffies! “You know I’m not a stuffy. I’m a real person!”
Teddy Ted: Awwww
ALT: Teddy Ted: Awwww
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Mom #Haiku No. 923 (7/20/26) “You look tired,” some say. “Your brain needs charging,” kid says. Plug in to keep up.
All Knowing Brain: Red & Blue Glowing Mind
ALT: All Knowing Brain: Red & Blue Glowing Mind
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Mom #Haiku No. 922 (7/19/26) Waterproof sneakers tested by sprinklers and buckets become “water shoes.”
Mera (Amber Heard) Unleashes Water Powers
ALT: Mera (Amber Heard) Unleashes Water Powers
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Mom #Haiku No. 921 (7/18/26) You are what you eat. “I wish we were made of sweets… We could eat them up.”
Merlin pouring sugar in Disney animation
ALT: Merlin pouring sugar in Disney animation
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Mom #Haiku No. 920 (7/17/26) Hello there, hand weights. Dust us off so we can play. Ankle down…you’re up!
Cute Dog Lifting Weights Drawing
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Mom #Haiku No. 919 (7/16/26) Heatwave, toxic air, canceled field trip, more downpours. Yet camp fun still thrives.
Spongebob and Patrick: Have Fun Inside
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Mom #Haiku No. 918 (7/15/26) Ice pop freezes time. We slurp, chill, and meditate. Tastes of peace dribble.
Colorful Popsicle Pattern Loop
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Mom #Haiku No. 917 (7/14/26) Ice orbs crunch with cool. Blueberries soothe heatwave days. What shall I freeze next?
Elsa Unleashes Power in Frozen 2
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Mom #Haiku #916 (7/13/26) Kid barista brews up a “puffy milk” special. Babe’s first drink renewed.
Coffee with Foam
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Mom #Haiku No. 915 (7/12/26) “You’re IGNOYING me!” Snubbed! Irked! Kid wordsmith conjures her own nonce word gem.
Homer Simpson Reads the Dictionary
ALT: Homer Simpson Reads the Dictionary
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