My husband ate an apple in a really fucked up way and I don’t know if I can trust him anymore
I opened Snapchat for the first time in years and I’m trying to figure out what I meant by this:
He’s crying because I wouldn’t let him drink Windex
In college I used text replacement to replace “dad” with “Osama Bin Laden” in my mom’s phone. It was a huge breach of trust and she didn’t let me hold her phone for a long time after that.
