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Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC

@sylviaglade.bsky.social

joyful soul & silly little goose https://beacons.ai/sylviaglade

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Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 20h ago

Mornings outdoors have to be one of the most luxurious feelings in the world

Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 3d ago

My kingdom for a 32,313th duck

Photo of google search results for “32312 ducks vs 1 lion” AI Overview saying:
A single adult male lion easily defeats 32,312 ducks because the ducks cannot damage
the lion's thick hide and heavy body, while the lion can kill or incapacitate dozens of ducks with every swipe.
Why the Lion Wins
• Physical Scale: An adult male lion weighs around 330 to 550 pounds (150 to 250 kg)
of dense muscle, sharp claws, and powerful jaws designed to bring down large prey like zebras and wildebeest. A standard duck weighs roughly 2 to 3 pounds (about 1 kg) and lacks offensive weapons capable of piercing a lion's skin.
• Durability and Defense: Duck bills and Webbed feet cannot inflict meaningful trauma… (the text is cut off here)

$Photo of google search results for “32313 ducks vs 1 lion” AI Overview saying: The 32,313 ducks win overwhelmingly by sheer, staggering numbers and smothering mass, despite the lion's immense strength and sharp claws. Why the Ducks Win • Mass and Weight: An average duck weighs roughly 2.5 to 3 Ibs. Multiplying 32,313 ducks by 2.5 Ibs yields over 80,000 Ibs (40 tons) of living weight. A single adult male or female lion weighs around 300 to 420 lbs. • The Pile Effect: If even a fraction of the ducks jump, swarm, or land on the lion simultaneously, the physical weight and volume will completely bury, pin, and suffocate the apex predator$

Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 5d ago

Get joypilled :)

Sylvia lounges on a hammock outside with a book in her right hand and her left hand on her face as she laughs. She is wearing a white and blue floral bikini-style set.

Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 6d ago

I do love a seasonal fall menu

Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · last wk.

Swimming Swimming in the rain Swimming in the rain in nature Swimming in the rain in nature NEXT TO A WATERFALL

Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · last wk.

Behind on responses & trying to catch up 🤍

Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · last wk.

Can I please get the hummus oh and also the cucumber yogurt oh and also the toum oh and also the baba ghanoush

Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 2w ago

Contented.

Sylvia takes a bathroom mirror selfie. She is wearing a blue sundress and has a blue flower clip in her hair. Her phone covers her face and one hand rests gently on her sternum.

Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 2w ago

Fun fact! I get more evil in the fall :)

Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 2w ago

FUCK who wants to go?

Photo of the front of the Paris theatre. The sign says “The Monster In All of Us - Films behind East of Eden” and “Zoe Katan introduces Hitchcock’s Notorius - Sun Oct 4th” but the second part is a little cut off

Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 3w ago

Me: Ooh, let’s play Adam & Eve ;) You: Haha okay ;) The serpent with a hundred legs crawling in under the door: Guys wait

Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 3w ago

I’m transitioning my team at work and looking for recs for project management / time management softwares that are very visual / “volumetric” and easy to delegate and manage time across a small team - if anyone uses one and likes it pls lmk! Trying to set the visual thinkers up for success lol

Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 3w ago

I love going on little adventures :)

Sylvia stands along a pier, holding onto a railing with water and then land visible in the background. She is turning to face the camera with her face blurred and the wind blowing her hair out behind her. She is in black denim shorts, a white t-shirt, and a blue baseball cap.

Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 3w ago

oh my. oh my my my my my. oh my.

Cats with Jobs ⚒️@catworkers.bsky.social · 3w ago

Tour guide.

Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 3w ago

Need me a tiny ornate revolver like a lady pirate would have

Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 3w ago

And there was evening and there was morning, the first day…

A photo of a lake at dusk. The water and sky are glowing blue and bright orange lights in the distance reflect across the waters.

A photo of wooden stairs descending from a dock into a lake. Colorful light from the sunrise reflects of the ripples on the water’s surface.

Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 4w ago

Someone needs to confiscate my book at midnight, I can NOT be trusted

Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 4w ago

Don’t get fooled by the bow guys, I’m literally Don Draper

Sylvia takes a selfie in a large full-length mirror. She is wearing a grey professional dress and her hair is in a ponytail draped over one shoulder.

Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 4w ago

Johnny Cash was so hot

Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · last mo.

Summer isn’t over till I SAY SO!!!

Sylvia lounges on a lakeside dock on a red and white striped beach towel. She is in a white t-shirt and yellow and red floral bikini bottoms. Green trees are in the background; she is in the shade, but it is a sunny day.

Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · last mo.

Date ideas: - spelunking - going underground - cave exploration - mining

Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · last mo.

exciting!!

Working Girls Press@workinggirlspress.bsky.social · last mo.

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Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · last mo.

… oh, interested (Sep 15 - Dec 6)

Avery Simone 🌸 NOLA & Beyond 🌸@dateavery.bsky.social · last mo.

If I made an appearance in NYC this fall…. would you take me to see Bowen Yang in Oh Mary…?

Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · last mo.

Now, I’m going to need you to remember as best as you can. Can you be really, truly certain that you ever saw the two of them in the same room at the same time?

Sylvia takes a mirror selfie in a public bathroom with grey stall doors behind her. She is wearing a white sundress and blue hair ribbons and a blue purse strap crosses her body. Her phone obstructs her face.

A close up of a ghostly dancing figure with a branch-like appendage emerging from its head from the painting “And Then We Saw the Daughter of the Minotaur” by Leonora Carrington

Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · last mo.

Wifi more like Why fi

Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · last mo.

Hmmmm not a bad afternoon

Sylvia’s hand holds out a blue floral bikini and a purple & yellow copy of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein

Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · last mo.

NY Liberty, I need you to get better merch plsss

Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · last mo.

Who up thinking about the Great Filter

Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · last mo.

Beep beep bop boop. Override. We are now exceeding Mach 20. Override. Override. Beep beep boop. Override. Mayday. Beep booooooooo-

Sylvia’s head and shoulders are seen in front of the cockpit of an aircraft with many knobs and switches and buttons all around. A white doodled star covers her face.

The cockpit of an old airplane with many dials and switches and buttons.

Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 2mo ago

PSA: I just got a letter from Little Miss Extremely Behind On Emails and she wants me to let you know she is very busy & doing her best & appreciates how patient you are with her 🤍