Lance ππ€ππ€
@sylvieshusband.bsky.social
Non-binary (He/they), AuDHD 28 years old | Canadian/MΓ©tis | AI hater. | Minors not welcome. Former chef, current coffee addict ｑοΎοΎο½₯ｑο½₯οΎοΎο½‘ οΎγ Married to @luvcore.bsky.social γοΎο½₯ｑο½₯
French is a real language. They call facial tissues mouchoirs
sylvie Κβ‘Ι@luvcore.bsky.social Β· yesterdaygetting a lot of exposure to french words living in canada and i gotta say none of them seem real to me. french just isn't a real language. you can never convince me.
just realized that this week last year was when i came to visit lance for the very first time and now a year later we're married, i moved to canada, and we're living together in our own apartment π₯Ήπ©· i think we definitely moved a little fast fgsjdgsjsjkl but when you know, you know πππ
i would kill him with my bare hands if given the chance.
I had 3 people today alone try to tell me that chatgpt or another ai told them x like I don't care if chatgpt told you that you're not at fault in the accident, you are, the law says x and that's what matters. My fav was the person who said that chatgpt told them that their car was worth 100k more
Had someone call in to say that chatgpt said they weren't at fault for the accident so we had to change their liability decision. Like what??
when you bake chocolate chip cookies and you pull them out of the oven and the edges are golden brown but the rest of the cookie is still pale brown and they're very soft and you think "i should cook these for another couple of minutes" DO NOT DO IT. THAT IS THE DEVIL SPEAKING. TAKE THEM OUT NOW.
They absolutely did not clean this unit beyond sweeping and they said that in January the buildings rent is probably going up like... If we weren't desperate to get out that would have been a no from me
sylvie Κβ‘Ι@luvcore.bsky.social Β· 2w agolandlords will be like "we cleaned the place, it's move in ready π₯°" and meanwhile the floor is turning my feet brown and ive mopped 4 times and the mop and water is still turning brown π
Every muscle in my body screams at me
Lance ππ€ππ€@sylvieshusband.bsky.social Β· 3w agoHoly shit I'm so exhausted
We are moved in and now it's a mess so
Lance ππ€ππ€@sylvieshusband.bsky.social Β· 3w agoWe got the keys :3
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
This is truly heartbreaking. Dolly Parton was an extraordinary person and an irreplaceable champion of the working class. We are a better country because of her.
took a nap and woke up to the news about dolly, what the fuck π i'm legitimately so upset right now π
Parked my bike for like 5 min to run into a store and get a can of pasta sauce and police took it and so now I'm without a bike and out the 200 I spent on the used bike and the repairs and the bike seat cushion and my phone holder. Lovely
The longer you don't pee the longer you pee
Hi I'm Lance | 20s he/them | MDNI | AI hater | Married Interests: π Fire emblem three houses π Competitive Gaming π RPG's like Skryim + Fallout π Chill games like Pokemon + Stardew π Reading π Cooking π Good Vibes π Reacher, Criminal minds, once upon a time + more β‘ & βΊ appreciated | #promosky
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