elizabeth!
@sylvisorex.bsky.social
nice lady melee dk shiny pokemon enjoyer book reader music listener. sylvisorex on bluesky and also various other places
every now and again I'll get an anonymous message with naked vitriol behind it saying they hope I die in a phone explosion because people keep posting this year old thread (excerpts included) to reddit
the "are you the pikachu i just played on unranked" dm count has gone up to 3. it has never been me
In other news my toddler stole my phone and tried to order groceries
I don’t think I’ve ever seen an image as beautiful as this
i am 22 years old and fucking annihilated my back sneezing
probably feels really good to wriggle through the dirt and stuff
With public opinion of Xbox and PlayStation at an all-time low, Nintendo has gone for the jugular by unleashing the Clu Clu Land icons.
NinEverything@nineverything.bsky.social · last mo.Nintendo Switch Online adds Clu Clu Land, Kuru Kuru Kururin icons https://nintendoeverything.com/nintendo-switch-online-adds-clu-clu-land-kuru-kuru-kururin-icons/
that one friend with no hope left: been playing a lot of sudoku lately
is it ok to be a little emotionally unavailable if you're a girl
i remember as a kid on my birthday we'd go to dollar general and my parents would let me pick any lobster out of the tank
I couldn’t be with a man like this because I’d beat him to death with a rock.
Veselekov@veselekov.bsky.social · 2mo agoManchild week
(walking up to a caveman smoking weed) dude that shit sucks. in oog village they have this new strain called Mauled By 1000 Bears For Eternity. its kind of a cerebral high
My neighbor told me a cat keeps eating his british prime minister so I asked how many PMs he has and he said he just goes to the commons and gets a new PM afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding PMs to a cat and then his daughter started crying.
Thor Benson@thorbenson.bsky.social · 2mo ago"I hear you're sending me a seventh prime minister"
i didnt knew the madden giferator was back up www.pfutzenreuter.com/giferator
