i would give up anything in my life right now in exchange for a restraining order against ukulele players
my fucking idiot coworker just told me the reason this cloud was rainbow colored is because of 5g radiation bro have you heard of refraction
"what are your intentions with my daughter" idk man i have a fuck ton of ant bites
no amount of bewilderment couldve been appropriate for peter griffin in fortnite
missed eating bagel cause i havent had one in years so i bought and ate one and now i recall the existential horror that comes after
cant stop coughing i hope they dont think im hitting blinkers
pissed at my mom for never becoming a blockbuster member it couldve been a family heirloom
i feel sorry for taking all the cool rare usernames but on the contrary i now have a hivemind of swag
i wanna see a 24/7 ai livestream but its just doing an everything in existence tier list
bro remember when that guy was like dont ever buy no weed from the gast station bro and like one eye was lower than the other i remember i was like hahaha i gotta send this to people
who else masters their songs with oxford inflator? like this if you love inflation
anyone i know sends me some shit with even a smidge of ifunny watermark im beating them to death with my fists doesnt matter how close we are
