I love making super cool characters and then nerfing them in goofy ways take my Witcher OC Jacek for example. he's scary for a reason. there's something Wrong with that man ... but he also gets dreadfully seasick. cannot abide boats. he would love skellige, but alas. boats.

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I'm so fucking stoked for the new Witcher expansion because it's going to give me SO much fodder for Jacek in my mind his yearly hunting territory is more north, predominantly Kaedwen, but sometimes he gets restless and moves across the mountains to northern Redania, where the expansion will be

accidentally got the best lambert screenshot ever for the expression alone but also. huge mood, buddy. big same

so I haven't seen season 3 or 4 of the Netflix Witcher because season 2 made me mad enough to just drop it even with base Witcher 3 game knowledge. now I have a LOT of overall knowledge, and decided to watch summaries of both seasons. what the fuck!!!!! INSANE fumble!!!

watch out Geralt he has the high ground

LOVE OF MY LIFE

if I had a nickel for every time an objectively ""bad"" mainstream media snagged my attention and made me an absolute FIEND for the EXPANSIVE source material, I would have two nickels (Michael Bay Transformers, Netflix the Witcher) do not talk to me about netflixer I will simply explode (negative)

if leshens have no fans it means I'm dead easily my favorite witcher monster hands down every time, thank u photomode for giving me crazy power

The hardest part of making a Witcher OC: trying to finalize armor design I've had Jacek for like seven years and still can't figure it out

so I'm taking a lot of stickers to SWC as swag trades and giveaways (including my retro Mando helmets and clone ones I'm designing) but would it be very goofy if I made one inspired by my brother so he can go to the con too, and then travel with people all over like he never got to

My day was already sad and then my shuffle had to throw out Iris, which is one of my favorite songs, and one I wanted to play if I ever have an actual wedding, but now I can’t do that because it’s the first song they played at my brother’s wake And now I’m just laying here like

do y'all like my new shirt

Watching my laptop’s CPU temp climb to 90°C+ when the only thing open is one (1) YouTube tab like why the hell are you struggling rn

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I’ll be laying here wondering why the depressive slump I can feel coming on seems so bad and then I remember I started the year with a cancer scare, moved to a new city a month later, lost friends because of said move, my brother died 2 weeks after my birthday, and now we’re going into WINTER

if anyone needs me I am eyeballs deep in the Witcher 3 because I am replaying the whole thing (again) now that it's been remastered prepare to be sick of me I fucking love fantasy poland

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locked tf in today

I made a mug :))

So stick to me, stick to me like caramel Walk beside me til you feel nothing as well (burnt bread 🚬🍞 cloneshipping be upon thee)

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If I mess this up with some fuckass lighting remember me fondly Woe cloneshipping be upon thee

lost power for six hours last night and it made me twice as evil as normal almost 80° and 50% humidity indoors at one AM is actually diabolical

can you tell I'm using all three of my brain cells for this did I fuck up the perspective. yes. do I care enough to fix it. no

of course it's goddamn teostra again, fucks sake

I think I exist perpetually on the edge of things because I remember being a kid asking 'can I come', 'can I join', 'can I play too', and being told no so now if I don't feel like I'm actively being invited/involved/welcomed I just stop trying and leave lmao

now and then I think about how I fumbled my last three crushes so badly I think I am genuinely cursed wild and also unfortunate

man what the hell am I going to wear to SWC. I don't really want to try and travel with armor and I KNOW it'd probably give me heat exhaustion but I don't want to Not dress up, I'd get such FOMO if I didn't :(( but I've lost so much motivation since June

I've brought you more horny bullshit, this time alpha4alpha flavor because I'm always dabbling in nontraditional omegaverse nonsense 🤲 enjoy #bloodymary