Hat Watch 2026! This is for South Country Livestock Equipment, because I've got to lean in to my thing.

I am leaving my rain jacket at work, this definitely will not backfire.

I successfully avoided Tim Horton's on a stat holiday where none of the local coffee shops were open anywhere we went. You can too! Fuck them terfbits and the boy wizard they rode in on.

Remembering when we were locked out of the parkade when we foolishly went to this mall.

Jonny Wakefield@jonnywakefield.bsky.social · yesterday

Edmonton City Centre Mall has been bought out of receivership

I'm sure this weird survey is some kind of scam but the results aren't wrong.

Gay Bitterskeets@gaybitterskeets.bsky.social · yesterday

Hmu if you look like this:

Hat Watch 2026! With Fendt, I now have hats for all the tractor companies. Except New Holland because apparently those don't exist? I've gone to multiple dealers. If you find one let me know!

I want more shirts in this style (but in different colours) and APPARENTLY DICKIES DISCONTINUED ALL OF THEM THIS IS HOMOPHOBIC. (If you know another brand that will sell something like this in Canada please let me know.)

Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner@synthwhoa.bsky.social · 12mo ago

Older photos (well, not THAT old) to demonstrate three that I have. I've also got one with the snap closures in navy.

BARADAGI DID NOTHING WRONG.

She is recovering and okay!

Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner@synthwhoa.bsky.social · 5d ago

We haven't had any updates on the antique store cat's surgery for 3 days and I am CONCERNED.

What's your sign?

Justin Logan 🏳️‍🌈🐻@justinlogan.bsky.social · 2d ago

What’s your sign?

Trying to figure out the absolute minimum amount of PC to play Dolphin and PCSX2 at a decent clip. I just want a little guy hooked to the TV.

Some dude claimed this place was "the least horny place on the internet" and I'm like, 85% of my feed is naked dudes. 35% is dudes talking about Pokemon or cool monsters. Yes there is substantial overlap.

Before you shit here, remember that the beach appears to be environmentally sensitive! So just like, take the rocks away and throw them at the crusty mold witch's castle.

Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot@bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · 3d ago

Harry Potter fans force power link diversion to avoid Dobby's grave

As a former newspaper columnist, I believe it might be time to abolish the opinion column. Being forced to have an opinion every week breaks your brain in surprising ways.

SEX DOESN'T TAKE YOU OUT OF THE MOVIE UNLESS YOUR MOM IS THERE AND EVEN THEN ONLY IF YOU'RE LIKE 16 WHAT THE FUCK.

Chob@chob316.bsky.social · 4d ago

"S*X" "N*DITY" What the fuck are we even doing anymore?

Things I sadly left at the store.

Today and every day.

The boys keep saying this to me.

Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 4d ago

Man this ad campaign for One Night Only is getting weird.

Kathleen Bachynski@bachynski.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Wow. And no. “I am not completely opposed to contraception. I think, though, that women in particular should behave as if contraception doesn’t exist… Maybe that’s my concrete proposal: that you should use contraception within marriage rather than as a means of seeming to have consequence-free sex.”

We haven't had any updates on the antique store cat's surgery for 3 days and I am CONCERNED.

Something extremely pointy that pokes you if you try to rummage.

Stef Schrader@hoonofthe.day · 5d ago

"For a junk drawer to qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include?" A broken piece of something-or-other you haven't glued back on yet.

That one child is being cut in half by the colliding desks.

Futurism@futurism.com · 5d ago

"This is evil."

Some would say we have bought too many records this trip. I would say every single one is essential.

"I bless the rains cleaning your butt." -The Toto Washlet

Posting hog.

I saw this before I took a shower and contemplated just how much my life would improve without AI. Guys, it would improve so much. Stress levels for both myself and my partner would go way down - especially for him. So many things could be easier to enjoy.

Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · last wk.

Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak

One Night Only seems to be one of those movies where many people had a multitude of opportunities to say "okay this is a terrible idea, stop making it" but nobody did and now it's out in the world.

Hooray for men (on men)

I mean that's one thing to do with them.

I liked the unsuccessful superhero movie more than the successful one.