Having climbed up to the belfry at St Mary’s, Rye, he wondered for a brief moment if he were on his way to the top of the church tower or in the middle of an episode of Midsomer Murders
Andrew Szmelter
@szmelly.bsky.social
I can’t decide whether or not I like gazpacho
Maybe Infantino could just fly around the world in an executive jet for the rest of his life, never disembarking.
I’ve hurt my knee on the fridge door. Breakfast truly is an extreme sport.
Infantino confuses spreading hate with calling to account #FIFA #corruption
The technical term for this is ‘utter bollocks’. It is the CEO of Centrica who should be axed.
The Guardian@theguardian.com · 2w ago‘Customers prefer AI chatbots to humans’ says British Gas boss as 1,300 call centre staff axed
Bruised Starmer Loyalists at two o’clock
PoliticsHome@politicshome.bsky.social · 2w agoLabour MPs unhappy with the treatment of Starmer loyalists have warned they could make life hard for Burnham at the Budget “Andy’s Starmerite purge has created an incredibly powerful phalanx of skilled political operators who intimately know the government’s fiscal position" Harriet Symonds writes
That was such a terrible World Cup Final but it was great fun interacting with people on Bluesky
Is there actually any atmosphere in the stadium? Fucking PA drowning everything out. #SPAARG
Guy Mowbray should be talking about why there wasn’t a yellow card not crap on about some American showbiz bollocks #SPAARG #WorldCupFinal #BBCSport
Would anyone know if the dependable Romero who plays for Argentina is related to the erratic Romero who sometimes plays for Spurs? #COYS
It is somewhat rich to spend years helping to break the country and then to complain that Britain is broken. #Farage
That Walkers crisps ad is downright peculiar. “Viewing party”?!
So far at set pieces, he can’t Rice to the occasion #NORENG
Infantino giving a thumbs up to the cameras. The tumbril of the people will soon be arriving for him. #NORENG
At BBC News Chris Mason might give out the vibes of an inept, drippy, over-promoted intern but he is doing just fine as far as Robbie Gibb is concerned. That’s the problem.
“Should be an absolute classic.” Danny Murphy on Portugal v Spain. So, a no score snooze-fest, here we come. #PORSPA
